Once Upon A Time There Was A Man With A 25 Inches Penis.

Any Guy Would Be Excited To Have Such A Big Penis, But This Man Was Not.

So One Day His Friend Told Him About A Witch Who Could Help Him.

So The Friend Gave The Man The Witch's Address.

The Next Day He Visited The Witch.
He Told The Witch His Problem Then The Witch Said Him To Show His Penis,
After Saw Her, She Thought For A While And Finally Came Up With An Answer.

The Witch Said Him To Go Into Woods And Find A Frog And Ask The Frog To Marry You And Each Time It Says No, Your Gigantic Jewels Will Shrink 5 Inches.

The Man Quickly Ran To The Woods.
After Searching For An Hour He Finally Found A Frog.
He Ran Up To It And Asked It To Marry Him.

"NO Thank You" The Frog Replied.

The Man Looked Down And Watched His Penis Go From 25 Inches To 20.
The Man Asked The Frog One More Time, And Again It Replied 'NO'.

Now He Was At 15 Inches, He Thought 10 Inches Would Be Perfect, So He Went Up To The Frog And Asked It To Marry Him.

The Frog Replied With Anger,
"How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You. . . . . 'NO', 'NO' 'NO'.
The Man Looked Down At His Jewels And Watched It Go From 15 To 10 And From 10 To 5 And Finally From 5 To Not Even A Centimeter.

Boys Always Want To Be A Girl's First Love,
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Girls Like To Be A Boy's Last Romance.

Computerized LOVE,

Boy :- May I See Your 'Software' ?

Girl :- Ok, But First Show Me Your Hardware !

Boy :- Ok, 'See It',

Girl :- Oh ! You Have Intel P4 Processor,

Boy :- Thanks, Can I Install Now ?

Girl :- Yes, But My Software Is Very Sensitive So Cover Your Hardware With An Anti-Virus.

Boy :- Ok, Now Run Your Software Plz !

Girl :- How Much Time
Will It Take ?

Boy :- Only 5 Minute For Instalation But 9 Months For A Folder.

I Want A True, Honest, Emotional Girl Who Respect The Feelings & Emotions & Can Understand Me & Has A Lovely Heart, I Want Her Who Is My True Friend+Soulmate+Lover And Never Cheat Me.
*I Wanna True Love*
A Girl Who Seriously Wants A True Lover Mail Me, I Wanna Relationship/Marry Her.
(Scammer Or Fake Person Don't Contact Me)

I Wanna True Emotional Friend.

Hii Sweet Girls, I Wanna A Decent, True & Honest Emotional Female Friend, Who Can Understand My Feelings & Emotions And Never Make Fun Of It. I Have No Demand Just True Friendship Without Any Game,
(*Scammers & Fake Persons Don't Contact Me*)

Your Snaps Are Not Clear !

You Look Sexy !

Nice Profile Brother, Bole To Tumne To Sabki Waat Laga Di Maamu !
Cheers

You Are Hot !!!!

Thank You All, Now I'm Out Of Depression, Now I'm Happy. I Have Friends. Thanks Again To All. You Helped Me So Much.
Now I'm Enjoying My Life. I Have Nothing To Worry.

Do You Know What Is Difference Between A "Lollipop" & A "Penis" ?

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If You Lick A Lollipop, It Becames Smaller But If You Lick A Penis It Becomes Bigger.

Santa Aur Uska 12 Saal Ka Beta Nehar (River) Mein Naha Rahe Thhe,

Achanak Bete Ka Paanv Slip Hua Aur Who Dubney Laga, Usne Fatafatt Baap Ki Lulli Ko Pakad Liya,

Santa Gusse Se :- "Bhonsdi Ke Tairna Seekh, Apni Maa Ke Saath Hota To Aaj Doob Hi Jaata" ! ! ! !

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi-Nayi Shadi Hui,
November Ka Mahina Tha Aur Kadaake Ki Sardi Padd Rahi Thi,

Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Gussa Aur So Gaya.

Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Baad Usko Kohni Maar Kar Boli,

Patni :- "Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Beech Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai",

Aadmi Gusse Se :- "Toh Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai" ! ! ! !

Princess Meets A Frog In The Forest & Asks,

Princess :- "If I Kiss You, Will You Trun Into A Handsome Prince" ?

Frog :- "That Was During My Grandpa's Days. Now You Need To Give Me A BLOWJOB" ! ! ! !

"Do You Know The Full Form Of 'CONDOM' " ?


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C- Control,
O- On,
N- Natural,
D- Drop,
O-Of,
M-Man.

"Do You Know The Full Form Of 'CONDOM' " ?


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C- Control,
O- On,
N- Natural,
D- Drop,
O-Of,
M-Man.