Hi all!
I was following a pickup truck on the freeway yesterdaqy on the way to work when a bird dove at its windshield and nailed it. the driver slowed down, but kept going.
About a half mile further, another bird hit his truck, this one nailing the grill.
he kept going to the next exit, which was my exit. He stopped at the gas station near the off-ramp looked at the damage. I stopped there for coffee and talked to him. he said the previous week he'd been hit by two deers and three turkeys.

Hi all!
I was following a pickup truck on the freeway yesterdaqy on the way to work when a bird dove at its windshield and nailed it. the driver slowed down, but kept going.
About a half mile further, another bird hit his truck, this one nailing the grill.
he kept going to the next exit, which was my exit. He stopped at the gas station near the off-ramp looked at the damage. I stopped there for coffee and talked to him. he said the previous week he'd been hit by two deers and three turkeys.

Just a bunch of folks arriving at the beach and then asking me where the beach was...hmmmm, theres the highway on the right, theres the sand on the left....let me think about it....which side is the ocean on... also pulling into a three lane parking lot and asking where the best parking is...

I find it strange how dumb people are...

What's the strangest thing you saw this weekend?

I can't COMPLETELY say much about that. One time me and a couple friends were looking for the convention center to go to a car show. We drove around for 1/2 an hour before stopping to ask somebody (yes, guys OCCASIONALLY ask for directions). Turns out that we were right in front of it.......

Just a bunch of folks arriving at the beach and then asking me where the beach was...hmmmm, theres the highway on the right, theres the sand on the left....let me think about it....which side is the ocean on... also pulling into a three lane parking lot and asking where the best parking is...

I find it strange how dumb people are...

One of the feral cats in the yard crapped something purple.

I like going into a Dollar store and asking how much various items are.

That's sometimes a valid question because I've been in dollar stores where everything ISN'T a dollar! Friggen false advertising.... Almost as rude as these people who put up garage sale signs and have no intentions on selling a garage!

That's sometimes a valid question because I've been in dollar stores where everything ISN'T a dollar! Friggen false advertising.... Almost as rude as these people who put up garage sale signs and have no intentions on selling a garage!

Oh sure, crap on my joke.

Yeah, those are some good ones.

Back when, i worked for the Red Barn Restaurant chain (it was like a KFC with better food.)
the number of times people would ask me:
"How many pieces of chicken are in a 18 piece..."

Intriguing, but not as good as when my Bro's
cat ate a string. Then when she took a dump
it scared her so she went running through
the house tagging along chit on a string.
Glad it wasn't MY house.....

Hi all!
I was following a pickup truck on the freeway yesterdaqy on the way to work when a bird dove at its windshield and nailed it. the driver slowed down, but kept going.
About a half mile further, another bird hit his truck, this one nailing the grill.
he kept going to the next exit, which was my exit. He stopped at the gas station near the off-ramp looked at the damage. I stopped there for coffee and talked to him. he said the previous week he'd been hit by two deers and three turkeys.