You must bring more beer than you drink.

The laundry chic is off-limits! I need her!

1) no pop music, ever.
2) no chick-flicks *shivers*.
3) sex when i want it, how i want it, as often as...you get it.
4) touch my remote only if you're offering sex and are better than the action on TV.
5) touch my electronics and die.
6) if you can't handle blood and guts, don't enter.
7) no wine-coolers, fruity-drinks, or light beer allowed. keep the dark beer and jack flowing...(shot-glasses optional).
8) don't ask my opinion unless you want it. don't tell me your issues without wanting a fix for them. and never hug me.

No discussions about "the relationship" ever.

keep your hands off my tools

Those car parts in the kitchen sink are there for a reason.

Leave them the #$%^ alone.

my man cave is decorated in de...uhhh stuffed animals

"trophies" ^^^ never stuffed animals.

Team memoribilia are not to be touched, admired yes. And OSU is a color theme.

Burping is a call to a burp off and to see who can make it through the alphabet.

Do NOT blame the dog, passing gas is honerable, own it and be prepared for a fart war.

Scented candles are for the bedroom not the man cave.

The fridge with the tap is not to store the kids popsicles.

There shall be a five foot space around the stripper pole at all times. It is to be revered.

right trophies....isn't that what I said ?

Man cave will be in the garage.

dirty socks must be left in man cave till they start to smell