I think I just fell up an inverted incline.

Huh.
Golfing on the moon again?

Aloha stoney people.

Wassa crack-a-lakin Pimps and Ho's?

I am having a really good day. Stopped off at a little indoor flea market. I was paying out when some tiny little 80+ year old woman on her walker warns me...."OUT OF MY WAY BOY......I AM BUILDING UP SPEED AND THIS THANG GOT NO DAMNED BRAKES!!!"

I laughed and stepped aside. As she hobbled past she said "I am dangerous while I am moving".

I told her "I am smart enough to fear Texas women Ma'am."

She said "You was raised right"

Just an odd happy part of my day. I also changed a tire for a woman in Big K's parking lot. Pretty much trashed a shirt but, it was worth it for the real gratitude from the lady and her son. Beyond that, I am getting absolutely plowed....Ja (jo) provides far I.

I am smoking top shelf herb....drinking smoothe brandy with custom stoppers and c*ckrings provided from Oregon. Doing laundry and dishes.....(super heroes gotta wash out thier schitt too)

Nanu Nanu.

Watching "The Count of Monte Cristo"......bad a$$ed flick

Just stopping by to
say HIGH stoners!

Monday's my birthday so I'm
celebrating tonight!

Happy early birthday, dee!

I just got my granny to take a sip off a Four Loco...



... Coolest granny EVER!

Oh No! Urban Dictionary defines Four Loko As:
Legalized cocaine in a can. If you consume Four Lokos you can expect to encounter the same results typically associated with snorting a small mountain of cocaine.

Not only that but...



... I hope granny will be OK.

She looks pretty..limber.

(Happy early Birthday Dee!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TjEWex4qj8&feature=related

I bought a Four Loco once....

Forced down the second sip then threw that repugnant crap in the trash....it is just carbonated Mad Dog 20/20 in a giant can.

Are you serious?..........it is this dead in the 420?

I am just gonna lay it out......you punks need to get stoned and tell me about it or get off the toilet.

I expect you rookies to hit it like the Polish Storm troopers taking the beaches of Hawaii on D-Day......

Don't give me that look...I said "HIT IT!!!!!!"

Sorry was too stoned to post.

I respect you Lion....but, I am gonna need you to slap the schitt out of yourself for apologizing for being too stoned to post.

Just do it bro.....

we won't look.

(seriously.....slap the friggen schitt out of yourself...like a good friend should do it.)

I head butted my table an woke back up its all good. The blue dream deserves its name.

Alright im up and posted where the hell are the rest of you stoners at? GET IN THE CIRCLE!

Too buzzed to form a circle.... sorry bro

Then well make a trapezoid!