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I thought that was the stuff he dug out of his belly button?
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No he's saving all that to make the worlds largest lint ball
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Isn't that already in Chicago?
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Chicago has the largest dirtball...I think some guy in China is the current lintball champion
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It's apparently going to used to gag the monkey.
 
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I know that dirtball in Chicago...his name is Big Jimmy and he hangs at a joint called Danny's Place.
That dirtball owes me three hundred bucks! If ya see him, get it for me willya? |
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Is that the Big Jimmy with the groigle problem?
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Nah...the Kids from Reno removed his groigle for him years ago.
He's had to pee sitting down ever since... |
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*walks in and shouts the time* 5:05PM EST *then backs out slowly*
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Anyone know what time it is?
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Does anybody really care? About time...
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It's time for another surgical de-linting. Any volunteers???
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I'm certain there's a monkey around here what needs grooming!
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nooooooooooo thank you. I'm going through surgery on friday and one time a year is plenty
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Could be more fun than swoniccle enema!
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Just make sure they don't take out anything important like a chocolate covered gizzard, you need those for monkey spanking...
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Monkey toe fungus works much better and it's also good with apple strudel and swonnicles...
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Can I just get the strudel please??
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I need a drink please
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Are you npo after midnight Thursday kater?
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