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Crunchy bits are optional.
But the swonnicle cream comes as standard.    
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Is that like whipped cream for monkeys???
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Depends on how you take it. It can be extracted in it's raw form from gringles bushes as well.
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I think I found some in my mustache. Damn, it's only Cheez Whiz and some leftover granola clusters...
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Whatever you do don't add any Llama milk to that!!!
It can prove to be highly toxic.
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sherbert.....there is no such thing as cheese whiz in the UK....he has no idea what you are talking about....care to elaborate to the chap???
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Exploding moustaches in the middle of the week can be highly entertaining pastimes.
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Cheese Whizz is like that kind of fake cheese that sometimes comes in a spray can. You can have it with or without onions and sometimes with lots of other stuff like peppers and mushrooms or whatever.
I may be English, but I ain't dumb.
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The last time my mustache exploded they had to pick small children and sand fleas out of it for a week afterwards.
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Dumb is a relative term. It applies to all of my relatives and most of my primate companions.
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hmmmm cheeze whiz in a spray can???? no this is in a jar.....its plastic cheese......full of sodium....tastes delicious on toast.
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OK OK, so I cheated and googled it.
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It can also be used as a salve or as a burnt offering to SheNatra...
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SheNatra? I take it that is a distant relative of the Natterjack toad?
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The goddess of monkey sex and whipped cream wars...
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Whipped creamed wars and Monkey nut sorbet. Mmmmmmm
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Nuts are good, lots of protein. Just don't get em stuck in your throat...
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Whipped cream wars?? I got in trouble for that the other night!!!
I won't even mention nuts getting caught in your throat!!! 
Good morning all! |
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I must step out for a short time as the mist is gathering around the swonnicles and the need for sustainment is overwhelming.
I shall return.
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Sure.....I know when I am not wanted...I come in and say good morning and everybody runs away!!!
Fine I'm going back to bed to cry!! 
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