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Topic: THEY SQUISHED MY T!T....OUCH!
luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:00 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 06/14/11 05:06 PM
Mammograms...we all need them once a year...

hell its a mammogram that saved my life.flowerforyou

But why havent they found a better way to do them.what

First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands)
then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.noway

Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.grumble

I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.:tongue:

I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.sad laugh laugh

What medical procedures do you think need some updating?

p.s. I also think I should get mine 1/2 price.bigsmile

motowndowntown's photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:02 PM
Prostrate exams.

Doctors are all butt pirates.

Zimzane's photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:02 PM

Mammograms...we all need them once a year...

hell its a mammogram that saved my life.flowerforyou

But why havent they found a better way to do them.what

First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands)
then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.noway

Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.grumble

I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.:tongue:

I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.sad laugh laugh








laugh laugh laugh laugh

What medical procedures do you think need some updating?

isaac_dede's photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:03 PM
I think birth control pill's need updating.....isn't about time for them to make a MALE birth control pill? Just imo I think guy's are more afraid of having kids than woman, and would take them more regularly

no photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:05 PM

Mammograms...we all need them once a year...

hell its a mammogram that saved my life.flowerforyou

But why havent they found a better way to do them.what

First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands)
then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.noway

Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.grumble

I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.:tongue:

I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.sad laugh laugh

What medical procedures do you think need some updating?
The PROSTATE exampitchfork laugh . I know it's painful girl...but you are strong and can handle anything....hope the best for you Roberta.....hang in there girlfriend

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:07 PM


Mammograms...we all need them once a year...

hell its a mammogram that saved my life.flowerforyou

But why havent they found a better way to do them.what

First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands)
then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.noway

Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.grumble

I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.:tongue:

I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.sad laugh laugh

What medical procedures do you think need some updating?
The PROSTATE exampitchfork laugh . I know it's painful girl...but you are strong and can handle anything....hope the best for you Roberta.....hang in there girlfriend


Yeah im hanging alright,....

on one side at least.laugh laugh

AndyBgood's photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:18 PM
Medical science got Mengele post WWII!

If it don't hurt you it won't heal you!

But isn't that the dark side of the Hippocratic Force?

soufiehere's photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:18 PM

..then they place your boob on a table
like thing, and procede to squish the
hell out of it. And not just in one
direction...in all four directions..noway

And isn't it always some small-titted b!tch
who is trying to force your big ones into
a 1" high frame.
I am always like, 'Nursie, THESE are NEVER
going to squish down to THAT.'
They have an evil look.
Just before they throw you on the Rack.

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:36 PM


..then they place your boob on a table
like thing, and procede to squish the
hell out of it. And not just in one
direction...in all four directions..noway

And isn't it always some small-titted b!tch
who is trying to force your big ones into
a 1" high frame.
I am always like, 'Nursie, THESE are NEVER
going to squish down to THAT.'
They have an evil look.
Just before they throw you on the Rack.

Amen Sista!!!

no photo
Tue 06/14/11 06:47 PM



Mammograms...we all need them once a year...

hell its a mammogram that saved my life.flowerforyou

But why havent they found a better way to do them.what

First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands)
then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.noway

Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.grumble

I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.:tongue:

I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.sad laugh laugh

What medical procedures do you think need some updating?
The PROSTATE exampitchfork laugh . I know it's painful girl...but you are strong and can handle anything....hope the best for you Roberta.....hang in there girlfriend


Yeah im hanging alright,....

on one side at least.laugh laugh
You have such a wonderful sense of humor...so proud of yousmooched :heart:

no photo
Tue 06/14/11 06:50 PM



..then they place your boob on a table
like thing, and procede to squish the
hell out of it. And not just in one
direction...in all four directions..noway

And isn't it always some small-titted b!tch
who is trying to force your big ones into
a 1" high frame.
I am always like, 'Nursie, THESE are NEVER
going to squish down to THAT.'
They have an evil look.
Just before they throw you on the Rack.

Amen Sista!!!
It hurts the small ones too...they have to pull tighter and it feels like they are pulling the skin off your shoulders....but ya know...still thankful for the pesky test...but yes...seems an ultrasound would suffice????

Totage's photo
Tue 06/14/11 06:55 PM

Mammograms...we all need them once a year...

hell its a mammogram that saved my life.flowerforyou

But why havent they found a better way to do them.what

First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands)
then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.noway

Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.grumble

I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.:tongue:

I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.sad laugh laugh

What medical procedures do you think need some updating?

p.s. I also think I should get mine 1/2 price.bigsmile


You should have called me, my van is pretty state of the art. pitchfork

Seriously though, hope it all went well and they didn't find anything bad. flowerforyou

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 06/15/11 01:24 PM


Mammograms...we all need them once a year...

hell its a mammogram that saved my life.flowerforyou

But why havent they found a better way to do them.what

First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands)
then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.noway

Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.grumble

I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.:tongue:

I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.sad laugh laugh

What medical procedures do you think need some updating?

p.s. I also think I should get mine 1/2 price.bigsmile


You should have called me, my van is pretty state of the art. pitchfork

Seriously though, hope it all went well and they didn't find anything bad. flowerforyou
With all the Mingle prayers I got....flowerforyou

it doesnt stand a chance in hell.pitchfork

Totage's photo
Wed 06/15/11 02:07 PM
That's right! drinker

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 06/15/11 02:08 PM
We got this chit covered!!

no photo
Wed 06/15/11 05:10 PM
all FOUR direction !! shocked

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 06/15/11 05:12 PM

all FOUR direction !! shocked


Top, Bottom, and 2 sides.

(Poor thing has never seen a real womans boob, only the blow up sheeps).

EquusDancer's photo
Wed 06/15/11 05:13 PM
Better then a guy doing it. Mom offered to put his nuts on it and see how he felt when she squished them! LMFAO!

no photo
Wed 06/15/11 05:16 PM


all FOUR direction !! shocked


Top, Bottom, and 2 sides.

(Poor thing has never seen a real womans boob, only the blow up sheeps).
who you been talking to ????? :angry:

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 06/15/11 05:20 PM

Better then a guy doing it. Mom offered to put his nuts on it and see how he felt when she squished them! LMFAO!

The Nutcracker Sweet.laugh laugh

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