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luv2roknroll
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Tue 06/14/11 05:06 PM
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Mammograms...we all need them once a year...
hell its a mammogram that saved my life. 
But why havent they found a better way to do them. 
First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands) then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions. 
Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment. 
I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there. 
I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.  
What medical procedures do you think need some updating? p.s. I also think I should get mine 1/2 price. 
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Prostrate exams.
Doctors are all butt pirates. |
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Mammograms...we all need them once a year... hell its a mammogram that saved my life.
But why havent they found a better way to do them.
First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands) then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.
Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.
I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.
I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.
What medical procedures do you think need some updating? |
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I think birth control pill's need updating.....isn't about time for them to make a MALE birth control pill? Just imo I think guy's are more afraid of having kids than woman, and would take them more regularly
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Mammograms...we all need them once a year... hell its a mammogram that saved my life.
But why havent they found a better way to do them.
First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands) then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.
Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.
I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.
I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.
What medical procedures do you think need some updating?  . I know it's painful girl...but you are strong and can handle anything....hope the best for you Roberta.....hang in there girlfriend
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Mammograms...we all need them once a year... hell its a mammogram that saved my life.
But why havent they found a better way to do them.
First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands) then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.
Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.
I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.
I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.
What medical procedures do you think need some updating? . I know it's painful girl...but you are strong and can handle anything....hope the best for you Roberta.....hang in there girlfriend
Yeah im hanging alright,.... on one side at least.
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Medical science got Mengele post WWII!
If it don't hurt you it won't heal you! But isn't that the dark side of the Hippocratic Force? |
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..then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions..
And isn't it always some small-titted b!tch who is trying to force your big ones into a 1" high frame. I am always like, 'Nursie, THESE are NEVER going to squish down to THAT.' They have an evil look. Just before they throw you on the Rack. |
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..then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions..
And isn't it always some small-titted b!tch who is trying to force your big ones into a 1" high frame. I am always like, 'Nursie, THESE are NEVER going to squish down to THAT.' They have an evil look. Just before they throw you on the Rack. |
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Mammograms...we all need them once a year... hell its a mammogram that saved my life.
But why havent they found a better way to do them.
First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands) then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.
Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.
I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.
I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.
What medical procedures do you think need some updating? . I know it's painful girl...but you are strong and can handle anything....hope the best for you Roberta.....hang in there girlfriend
Yeah im hanging alright,.... on one side at least.
 
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..then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions..
And isn't it always some small-titted b!tch who is trying to force your big ones into a 1" high frame. I am always like, 'Nursie, THESE are NEVER going to squish down to THAT.' They have an evil look. Just before they throw you on the Rack. |
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Mammograms...we all need them once a year... hell its a mammogram that saved my life.
But why havent they found a better way to do them.
First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands) then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.
Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.
I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.
I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.
What medical procedures do you think need some updating? p.s. I also think I should get mine 1/2 price.
You should have called me, my van is pretty state of the art.
Seriously though, hope it all went well and they didn't find anything bad.
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Mammograms...we all need them once a year... hell its a mammogram that saved my life.
But why havent they found a better way to do them.
First they take you in a room,(with a nurse with freezing cold hands) then they place your boob on a table like thing, and procede to squish the hell out of it. And not just in one direction...in all four directions.
Its no wonder our boobs start to sag to the floor year by year after this torture treatment.
I just wonder why they dont just get a rolling pin and make bisquits while they are there.
I just got one, and my boob feels like either a cue ball in a tube sock, or a sack of dimes.
What medical procedures do you think need some updating? p.s. I also think I should get mine 1/2 price.
You should have called me, my van is pretty state of the art.
Seriously though, hope it all went well and they didn't find anything bad.
it doesnt stand a chance in hell.
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That's right!
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We got this chit covered!!
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all FOUR direction !!
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all FOUR direction !!
Top, Bottom, and 2 sides. (Poor thing has never seen a real womans boob, only the blow up sheeps). |
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Better then a guy doing it. Mom offered to put his nuts on it and see how he felt when she squished them! LMFAO!
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all FOUR direction !!
Top, Bottom, and 2 sides. (Poor thing has never seen a real womans boob, only the blow up sheeps). 
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Better then a guy doing it. Mom offered to put his nuts on it and see how he felt when she squished them! LMFAO!
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