To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Though I have had a gal who was taking my order through the drive-through, ask if it was to-go!

#8...ask a lady to help you try it on

How did you get my unpublished memoirs?

That was sooooooo funny. I almost rolled across the floor just like the rolling smiley faces on other peoples' replies. Thanks for the good belly laugh I got reading this :-)

What a good way to start my day thanks!

hilarious, drive thru orders to go......who would've guessed

ummmm why is that insanity? doesn't everyone do that stuff???

we've come along way since King Phillip in a can.

King Phillip? In my town it was Prince Albert ha ha ha

prince albert, in my town is a serious OUCH