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Whos leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

If a martini is made from alcohol and alcohol is liquid, how can it be "dry?"

IDK, ask Brian. I was just quoting him.

The term "dry" as used in reference to alcoholic beverages is the opposite of "sweet" or "fruity". There are only two components in a true martini, aside from the garnish - liquor and vermouth. Since vermouth is a sweeter liqueur, the less vermouth you use, the less sweet the drink, hence it is more "dry".

I broke with my foreign car, fell in love with a Cadillac
I broke with my foreign car, fell in love with a Cadillac
I broke with my foreign car, fell in love with a Cadillac
'llac, 'llac, 'llac
Trunk turn flip like an acrobat

Playa play on

I think my boyfriend's forehead fractured my right eye socket.

It was on my birthday, June 24th, when we accidentally bashed heads together.

My right eye swelled up.

It has been 2 weeks since and it is still slightly swollen.

And on top of that, there is a HUGE difference in the structure of the socket in comparison to the left eye. Part of the right eye socket is caved in.

I will be setting an appointment to get it checked on Tuesday.

(He has more than made up for it to me, but has said that if I am right and it IS fractured, he will give me $1k. I told him I'd rather have more sex.)

That's one way to leave a lasting impression. That must have been a hell of a bash.

wow i really miss the bster now

She's gone now. It's time to move on.

move on? the only other girl posting on this thread talks about her vato

MOVE ON?...stop this madness now!

Ok, I'm going to ask you a question, now don't jump to any conclusions. How do you feel about lipstick and wigs?

what does that have to do with the price of tea in china?
precisely! not much..there, you have your answer.

and this was done w/out any conclusion jumping

sorry kc

AHHHH my eyes, my eyes!!!

Fair enough, that's a good point.