moving on to today's top story... SUZANNE

It was a GOOD night...

I met this Saudi and he took me to P. F. Chang's for my birthday and he is so good to me! He treats me like a princess! Anyway, we've known each other for a while now (1.5 months) and when I finally realized he liked me liked me, then I, ya know... Got a bruised lip and a swollen eye.

He absolutely ADORES my lip ring. He likes to kiss me and bite the ring. Hence the bruised lip. As for the, I was reaching down to collect my dress at the same time he rose up to kiss me and cracked my eye.

I am very blessed he entered into my life! He said he hopes that next birthday will be just as beautiful as this! He is REALLY into me! And I him!

Okay then, thanks for the clarification! In that case GREAT!!!! I wish you many more bumps and bruises in the very near future!

There will be. He is a dream!

And he wants to surprise his mother by having me teach him Hebrew. In exchange, he is teaching me Arabic. I already know some, but I love listening to him.

SUZANNE!

Are you sure you're not thinking of Roxanne?

You don't have to put on the red light.

Waow.

if a key opens many locks, it's a master key

if a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock

I once cement glued someones locker shut.

Hello guys! How are things here?

How have you been stefy?

things have been horrible, the bster has not come back

It's OK as long as stefy stays though.

Really? i am sorry. I didnt know the duck was gonne. I am not going anywhere

I have been good. I am in Rio de Janeiro now. I am gonna be here for a while!

Sounds nice. I'm where I've always been.

Which is a good place right?

Well, it is cozy.

haha cosy is good.

... I have taco grease on my laptop.