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Topic: Length.. - part 23
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Sun 06/26/11 12:01 AM
moving on to today's top story... SUZANNE

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Sun 06/26/11 12:59 AM
sorry, need more details to be able to answer that one. (i got a bruise at a strip club once and i can tell ya, is was NOT a bad night)


It was a GOOD night...:wink: :wink:

I met this Saudi and he took me to P. F. Chang's for my birthday and he is so good to me! He treats me like a princess! Anyway, we've known each other for a while now (1.5 months) and when I finally realized he liked me liked me, then I, ya know... Got a bruised lip and a swollen eye.

He absolutely ADORES my lip ring. He likes to kiss me and bite the ring. Hence the bruised lip. As for the, I was reaching down to collect my dress at the same time he rose up to kiss me and cracked my eye.

I am very blessed he entered into my life! He said he hopes that next birthday will be just as beautiful as this! He is REALLY into me! And I him!

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Sun 06/26/11 11:03 AM

sorry, need more details to be able to answer that one. (i got a bruise at a strip club once and i can tell ya, is was NOT a bad night)


It was a GOOD night...:wink: :wink:

I met this Saudi and he took me to P. F. Chang's for my birthday and he is so good to me! He treats me like a princess! Anyway, we've known each other for a while now (1.5 months) and when I finally realized he liked me liked me, then I, ya know... Got a bruised lip and a swollen eye.

He absolutely ADORES my lip ring. He likes to kiss me and bite the ring. Hence the bruised lip. As for the, I was reaching down to collect my dress at the same time he rose up to kiss me and cracked my eye.

I am very blessed he entered into my life! He said he hopes that next birthday will be just as beautiful as this! He is REALLY into me! And I him!


Okay then, thanks for the clarification! In that case GREAT!!!! I wish you many more bumps and bruises in the very near future!

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Sun 06/26/11 11:25 AM
There will be. He is a dream!

And he wants to surprise his mother by having me teach him Hebrew. In exchange, he is teaching me Arabic. I already know some, but I love listening to him.

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Sun 06/26/11 12:57 PM
SUZANNE!

Totage's photo
Sun 06/26/11 12:59 PM
Are you sure you're not thinking of Roxanne?

You don't have to put on the red light.

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Sun 06/26/11 02:24 PM
Waow.

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Sun 06/26/11 02:25 PM
if a key opens many locks, it's a master key

if a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock

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Sun 06/26/11 02:31 PM
I once cement glued someones locker shut.

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Sun 06/26/11 03:58 PM
Hello guys! How are things here?waving

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Sun 06/26/11 03:59 PM
waving How have you been stefy?

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Sun 06/26/11 04:07 PM
things have been horrible, the bster has not come back :cry:

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Sun 06/26/11 04:09 PM
It's OK as long as stefy stays though. :smile:

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Sun 06/26/11 04:12 PM
Really? i am sorry. I didnt know the duck was gonne. I am not going anywhere :smile:

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Sun 06/26/11 04:13 PM

waving How have you been stefy?

I have been good. I am in Rio de Janeiro now. I am gonna be here for a while!

Totage's photo
Sun 06/26/11 04:15 PM
Sounds nice. I'm where I've always been.

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Sun 06/26/11 04:18 PM
Which is a good place right?

Totage's photo
Sun 06/26/11 04:23 PM
Well, it is cozy.

stefy's photo
Sun 06/26/11 04:23 PM
haha cosy is good.

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Sun 06/26/11 04:54 PM
... I have taco grease on my laptop.

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