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Topic: What lies were you told???
Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 05/30/11 08:43 AM


Remember those stories the grown-ups told us to protect us,
and keep us safe, out of harms way?

My dad was a cop, known as peace officers in those days.
His story was that if ya smoke pot you'll go crazy and
want to fly out tall building windows....

My ultra conservative christian mother would tell us
that if ya kiss a boy while wearing a bathing suit that
ya could get pregnant...


What lies were you told?

TattooedDude81's photo
Mon 05/30/11 08:49 AM
That I would live to be old, and that's so not going to happen laugh

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:02 AM
you do realize that over 30 is considered 'old' by some....

msharmony's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:03 AM


the harder you work , the more you will achieve

those who are 'succesful' worked harder than those who arent


those who arent 'successful' arent working hard enough

, or any variation of


,,,the truth I have learned, working SMART is what matters much more than working HARD,, plenty of hard workers in the unemployment line and plenty of lazy bums living the life of luxury,,,

TattooedDude81's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:05 AM

you do realize that over 30 is considered 'old' by some....


Oh I know, and it makes me feel old...but I mean like 50-60 range. I'm not gonna make it that far laugh I better live up my next 15-20 years.

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:07 AM
Edited by Ladylid2012 on Mon 05/30/11 09:07 AM
hey, hey hey...watch it there mister laugh

TattooedDude81's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:12 AM
Not calling anyone old here, I just don't see myself making it to that age. The average death age in my family is 54.

fireflysgirl's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:20 AM
haha...dad use to tell me that kissing boys on the mouth would get you pregnant...not a complete lie laugh

he told me once that I'd never accomplish anything in life if I smoked pot because it kills your ambitions bigsmile This was after paddling my little sister's butt for pilfering through my chit and tattling on me noway


no photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:23 AM
I was told this was a dating site.....laugh

The verdict is still out on that one.....:wink:

AndyBgood's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:24 AM
Jesus loves me.

TattooedDude81's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:25 AM

I was told this was a dating site.....laugh

The verdict is still out on that one.....:wink:


+1

seamac's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:29 AM
When making a face, being told it would freeze that way.

The stork brought you.

There had to be more but that's all I have for now!

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:32 AM
oh yeah..the face freezing thing, i remember that one to....

also if ya bite your finger nails the boys won't like ya

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:44 AM
rock and roll is the devils music....

stairway to heaven played backwards says 'satan sweet satan'

winterblue56's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:47 AM



the harder you work , the more you will achieve

those who are 'succesful' worked harder than those who arent


those who arent 'successful' arent working hard enough

, or any variation of


,,,the truth I have learned, working SMART is what matters much more than working HARD,, plenty of hard workers in the unemployment line and plenty of lazy bums living the life of luxury,,,


Yep...kudo's to welfare!.............NOT!

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:52 AM
girls don't fart

no photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:52 AM
You are a child until you are 30.

Well, I'm 28 in a few months, I feel like I have already lived my entire life. The part about being grown up has come and gone for me.

My parents lied. I am now waving the white flag @_@

Kleisto's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:53 AM
That the Catholic Church was the only true Church, that the Bible was true and the word of God.....in a word......religion.

msharmony's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:54 AM




the harder you work , the more you will achieve

those who are 'succesful' worked harder than those who arent


those who arent 'successful' arent working hard enough

, or any variation of


,,,the truth I have learned, working SMART is what matters much more than working HARD,, plenty of hard workers in the unemployment line and plenty of lazy bums living the life of luxury,,,


Yep...kudo's to welfare!.............NOT!




I feel ya,, screw people in need,,,,its their own fault,,,,



actionlynx's photo
Mon 05/30/11 09:57 AM
That broccoli was mini Christmas trees.

That I could be anything if I put my mind to it.
(Well, I became near-sighted in 8th grade. I wanted to be an Air Force test pilot....can't be one without 20/20 vision.)

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