Topic: What lies were you told??? | |
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Remember those stories the grown-ups told us to protect us, and keep us safe, out of harms way? My dad was a cop, known as peace officers in those days. His story was that if ya smoke pot you'll go crazy and want to fly out tall building windows.... My ultra conservative christian mother would tell us that if ya kiss a boy while wearing a bathing suit that ya could get pregnant... What lies were you told? |
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That I would live to be old, and that's so not going to happen
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you do realize that over 30 is considered 'old' by some....
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the harder you work , the more you will achieve those who are 'succesful' worked harder than those who arent those who arent 'successful' arent working hard enough , or any variation of ,,,the truth I have learned, working SMART is what matters much more than working HARD,, plenty of hard workers in the unemployment line and plenty of lazy bums living the life of luxury,,, |
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you do realize that over 30 is considered 'old' by some.... Oh I know, and it makes me feel old...but I mean like 50-60 range. I'm not gonna make it that far I better live up my next 15-20 years. |
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Edited by
Ladylid2012
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Mon 05/30/11 09:07 AM
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hey, hey hey...watch it there mister
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Not calling anyone old here, I just don't see myself making it to that age. The average death age in my family is 54.
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haha...dad use to tell me that kissing boys on the mouth would get you pregnant...not a complete lie
he told me once that I'd never accomplish anything in life if I smoked pot because it kills your ambitions This was after paddling my little sister's butt for pilfering through my chit and tattling on me |
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I was told this was a dating site.....
The verdict is still out on that one..... |
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Jesus loves me.
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I was told this was a dating site..... The verdict is still out on that one..... +1 |
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When making a face, being told it would freeze that way.
The stork brought you. There had to be more but that's all I have for now! |
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oh yeah..the face freezing thing, i remember that one to....
also if ya bite your finger nails the boys won't like ya |
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rock and roll is the devils music....
stairway to heaven played backwards says 'satan sweet satan' |
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the harder you work , the more you will achieve those who are 'succesful' worked harder than those who arent those who arent 'successful' arent working hard enough , or any variation of ,,,the truth I have learned, working SMART is what matters much more than working HARD,, plenty of hard workers in the unemployment line and plenty of lazy bums living the life of luxury,,, Yep...kudo's to welfare!.............NOT! |
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girls don't fart
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You are a child until you are 30.
Well, I'm 28 in a few months, I feel like I have already lived my entire life. The part about being grown up has come and gone for me. My parents lied. I am now waving the white flag @_@ |
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That the Catholic Church was the only true Church, that the Bible was true and the word of God.....in a word......religion.
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the harder you work , the more you will achieve those who are 'succesful' worked harder than those who arent those who arent 'successful' arent working hard enough , or any variation of ,,,the truth I have learned, working SMART is what matters much more than working HARD,, plenty of hard workers in the unemployment line and plenty of lazy bums living the life of luxury,,, Yep...kudo's to welfare!.............NOT! I feel ya,, screw people in need,,,,its their own fault,,,, |
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That broccoli was mini Christmas trees.
That I could be anything if I put my mind to it. (Well, I became near-sighted in 8th grade. I wanted to be an Air Force test pilot....can't be one without 20/20 vision.) |
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