I saw a pregnant woman and mom told me she got that way from swallowing a watermelon seed.

Boy was I careful not to swallow them.

Of course the biggest lie of all, Santa Clause. I was really sucked in with that one. And really angry that they had fooled me.

When it came time to go to Sunday School, well, I wasn't about to believe that crap.

So the Santa thing really saved me from Christianity.

What do you mean Santa isn't real???

But, but but...

i just left a dollar under my sons pillow, he lost a tooth today, hes ten.

that I was ugly and no one would ever love me..ok maybe it is not a lie..

yesssss, it was a lie

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sweet thanks

That my head looked like a pecan and that I was a mounty policeman.

That I've capabilities but not doing upto mark & can do that certainly next year (Every time)

I was 10.. someone told me aliens were going to come down that night and take everyone away and leave me there to fend for myself.. didn't sleep that night.. or the night after

I was told I was going to grow to be 6' 3" like my grandfather. Apparently, I had big hands for a baby, so everyone assumed they came from him. Instead, I only grew to be 5' 7".

Somebody never warned you that too much coffee would stunt your growth.

The aliens are coming. The aliens are here.

Eat lots of chocolate, its poison to them.

What a mean person to say that.

I bet nobody loves them.

Shutthaphukup------you are beautiful...dont listen to peoples zhit!

Hang in there, everything will work itself out--- BIG LIE!

Violence solves nothing, so the best way to deal with a bully is to just walk away.



So the real message is that one should not stand up for himself?

My experience is that walking away or exchanging words only proves that you are a do-nothing....a momma's boy. Once you break that cycle and fight back, bullies usually back off.

History shows us examples too. What would have happened to Europe if we had not stood up to Hitler? Prior to war, appeasement was the primary policy, but like a bully, Hitler broke every promise of non-aggression.

There are always exceptions, but the exceptions are not the rule.

I was told that I slid down the rainbow and into the cabbage patch field, and that I was a cabbage patch kid, gosh know wonder why my cheeks look so squishy.