Topic: 50 and over? | |
---|---|
Hi how are you
|
|
|
|
and i still ![]() ![]() Yeah...know how you feel. ![]() |
|
|
|
I love living the mature lifeeee
![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
Did you cry so loud that the aliens decided to leave you here? I'm not really sure. Things were kind of hazy after that point. I think I was rescued by a team called Mom & Dad. They let me stay around until the trauma of the whole ordeal was over. About 18 years. No accent? I was thinking it might have been Zorro.. Maybe Howdy Doodie? No ma'am it wasn't Howdy Doodie. I knew him though. My pappy was Clarabell the Clown. Having a clown for a father was a joke. |
|
|
|
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!!
|
|
|
|
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family ![]() |
|
|
|
Edited by
Two
on
Wed 12/14/16 05:27 PM
|
|
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family ![]() If you are the ugly duckling, happen to have any single younger sisters????? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family ![]() If you are the ugly duckling, happen to have any single younger sisters????? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() soooo what yar saying is that I'm too old for ya? is yar pa available then?... that is, if yar ma dont mind. or yar granpa? great granpa????? ![]() |
|
|
|
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family ![]() If you are the ugly duckling, happen to have any single younger sisters????? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() soooo what yar saying is that I'm too old for ya? is yar pa available then?... that is, if yar ma dont mind. or yar granpa? great granpa????? ![]() So cougars do exist on here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
So cougars do exist on here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
Edited by
Two
on
Thu 12/15/16 02:55 PM
|
|
So cougars do exist on here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I will fly on up for a diner date with MzClaus then.... Hope Santa doesn't mind! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
Wait till you hit 62! With so many Seniors here how about a message from a Senior from Hawaii?
|
|
|
|
I'm used to whacks. Two seconds after I was born someone wearing a mask whacked me on the rear. Being the first time to experience a whack, I cried. Was it the Lone Ranger? Couldn't have been the Lone Ranger. My parents didn't have TV at the time. I think it was an alien abduction. All I remember is these huge bright lights with these weird masked beings looking over me. |
|
|
|
should have stayed with the aliens. life on this planet is too difficult.
|
|
|
|
Hello I'm new here just looking for someone too talk too and keep me company. Pleaase check me out. Thank you
|
|
|
|
53, six days ago....AND STILL AVAILABLE!!!!!! ![]() [/quote For goodness sakes alert the media.... |
|
|
|
![]() |
|
|
|
My 7 yo grandson recently asked me how old I was. I poked him in the ribs and told him I was 29 and he said (very seriously) "I think my Mom is older than you". Lol. That's funny. Kids say the darnest things |
|
|
|
great!!!
|
|
|
|
I am 20,297 days old.
Which is 2,899 weeks and 4 days. That's 55 years and 208 days, including 14 leap days, or 55 years, 29 weeks and 5 days. In other words, that's 666.77 months. Therefore, I am 55.57 years old today. |
|
|