ooooouch!

When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!!

Hey = absolutely nothing wrong with your profile - you say it like it is! I guess tho' you have to remember the law of averages:
1 - you ain't average.
2 - 80% of people are.
3 - they don't know they are.
4 - they don't understand you can't stroke tigers.
5 - 80% of the 80% are also stupid, so they will try!
6 - you have to dig a lot of dirt to find gold.

Ergo, you gotta lot of digging to do to find your match - 'cause you ain't gonna suffer the 80%.

If I were 10 years younger, I would fly to the States, buy a Harley and a horse and woo the hell outa ya!

Go get em gal!

Since an egg is, in fact, a chicken, they both came at the same time!