As you all know, the last time I was in the hospital someone stole my right t!t, hehe. Ive learned to live with it, in fact ive found some advantages to only having 1 t!t..............

1) The man your with never has to choose his favorite.

2) You never have to worry about them being uneven.

3) You never have to worry that one will sag more than the other one.

4) You never have to worry that your boyfriend will play with one more than the other one.

5) You never hear a man say, "nice t!ts!!".

6) But you might hear him say, "nice t!t".

7) You get half off on all your future mammograms.(well, I should).

8) You only have to worry about 1 falling out this summer when your water sking, in a bikini, and you fall down.

hahahhaahhah.

You can see at least one shoe now :-)

I have always admired the way you've been so "up front" (no pun intended, but what the hell) about this. Whereas a lot of people would let this sort of thing devastate them and keep them from moving forward with their lives, you've taken a negative and turned it into a positive through humor and sheer self-worth.

Thank you for your excellent example!

It's good to see you back here!

I "Dont sweat the petty, I pet the sweaty"...hahhhahh.

Thanks Lex! I love it when you pet me!

You're such a wonderful example for all here, don't ever change and don't ever let life get you down...I admire you so much...hugs

Luv2rok, very good attitude. Been with patients who are your complete opposite, so it is refreshing to see someone like this. I hope others will see you and get inspired. :)

Come on you guys....

I posted this to make you laugh..

not to get praise.

But I love it, thanks!

I don't know you very well, but I think you are an inspirational person and have a great sense of humor.

Im Roberta, nice to meet you!

I am Christine its nice to meet you also

Hey there Beauty! So nice to see you and your sparkle!

Andrew's post-op advice:

1. Always go with right-handed men.

2. If you hear any complaints, stuff the existing one in his mouth, and say "you still have a problem with this, buddy? then say it now, or forever hold in your piss."

3. When the alien invasion comes, make sure to explain to them.

4. When the aliens clone you, point 3 is of equiessence, if I am the man to be cloned (for their mating pair to take back to their planet.) If they tell you it'll be Bigfoot, then relax, you don't have to do the explaining.

5. You can go to any woman in a bar and say, "Honey, I bet you the next round that the two of us have three **** together." (It happened to my Auntie Betta, and she replied, "Why sweetie? You have three?")

6. Your dating pool has widened and deepened, you can now date those men too, who can count to one, but not to two.

7. Take up a collection and a crusade to find the one the doctors took off. You'll never have to work again in your life, you'll be so rich.

8. Similarly, you can go on the Boing show. (I always wanted to be a contestant there, having one of my original two jewels.)

9. Your extant one doubled in value. In some commodities, the supply alone determines the price.

10. You can still say to men who will believe you that you have two breasts; make sure these are people who are Cyclops, or sea captains with a parrot on their shoulders (called Chip), or eye doctors who've gone insane with seeing eye-to-eye with too many eye-patients. It's hard to stare down a patient during a retinal examination -- if you are the doctor, you'll always blink before the patient.

The only thing worse when you are trying to stare down your patient is during not a retinal, but a rectal examination. It is actually awful.

You have a very inspiring attitude and that is quite refreshing

THATS EXCELLENT!!!!HAHHAHHAHAH

Hi Boredinaze, and Art Gurl....Whats up?

I second this.

Why, thank you, boredin Arizona.

YOUR GREAT WUX....THANK YOU!!!