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Saw this on another site:
"Men are like toilets, they're either engaged or full of ______." So, I was thinking -- if men are like toilets, then what are all these women trying to change their toilets into? Prince Flushing....? |
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"Men are toilets, coz they love to look up a girl's skirt."
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Saw this on another site: "Men are like toilets, they're either engaged or full of ______." So, I was thinking -- if men are like toilets, then what are all these women trying to change their toilets into? Prince Flushing....? I guess 'engaged' means the men are preparing to hold someone elses poo? Most of the people on the site are from the UK, so I took it to mean "already in use." Although I suppose "engaged" as in "engaged to be married" works, too, if anyone is actually crazy enough to go that route. |
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Maybe they want to turn them into cigarettes.
That way, they can light it, enjoy the flame, feel the heat, suck the life out of it then flush it down the toilet. |
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Maybe they want to turn them into cigarettes. That way, they can light it, enjoy the flame, feel the heat, suck the life out of it then flush it down the toilet. ... and marry the expression "dog-end" betwixt the two languages in one fell swoop. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Mon 05/23/11 05:27 PM
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Saw this on another site: "Men are like toilets, they're either engaged or full of ______." So, I was thinking -- if men are like toilets, then what are all these women trying to change their toilets into? A hot tub? 
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"Men are toilets, coz they love to look up a girl's skirt." 
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Edited by
josie68
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Mon 05/23/11 05:57 PM
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 Saw this on another site: "Men are like toilets, they're either engaged or full of ______." So, I was thinking -- if men are like toilets, then what are all these women trying to change their toilets into? Prince Flushing....? Hmmm Maybe we are trying to change them into something more comfortable to drop our crap in. Like you dont really want to sit on something that will give you splinters so you just try and smooth them out a little
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Saw this on another site: "Men are like toilets, they're either engaged or full of ______." So, I was thinking -- if men are like toilets, then what are all these women trying to change their toilets into? A hot tub?
Two good cooks I dated tried to do that. All they accomplished was their turning me into a lard tub. |
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Saw this on another site: "Men are like toilets, they're either engaged or full of ______." So, I was thinking -- if men are like toilets, then what are all these women trying to change their toilets into? Prince Flushing....? Hmmm Maybe we are trying to change them into something more comfortable to drop our crap in. Like you dont really want to sit on something that will give you splinters so you just try and smooth them out a little
Always check for crocks in your bowl. You don't want to hear "rrrwWWAARrr" and get a pinch in your upper ham. You know, you'll have to limp all the way to the outpost to get the pesky pest removed from the fleshy regions of your behind. This week I am obsessed with Crocodiles and Alligators. "See you later, Alligator!!" "In while, Crocodile!" "O, cayman!!" |
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Saw this on another site: "Men are like toilets, they're either engaged or full of ______." So, I was thinking -- if men are like toilets, then what are all these women trying to change their toilets into? Prince Flushing....? Hmmm Maybe we are trying to change them into something more comfortable to drop our crap in. Like you dont really want to sit on something that will give you splinters so you just try and smooth them out a little
Always check for crocks in your bowl. You don't want to hear "rrrwWWAARrr" and get a pinch in your upper ham. You know, you'll have to limp all the way to the outpost to get the pesky pest removed from the fleshy regions of your behind. This week I am obsessed with Crocodiles and Alligators. "See you later, Alligator!!" "In while, Crocodile!" "O, cayman!!" See ya lata allagata, dont forget the toilet paper |
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