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As the governor has his morning coffee he watches the scullery maid polishing the tile floor of his lavishly furnished breakfast nook.
He watches her ample hips sway back and forth as she does her work, and he ponders. He ponders hard. And as his gaze lingers on her full breasts he ponders even harder. He ponders long and hard. “You know”, he ponders with himself, “with the old lady out of town promoting one of her fancy smancy commie liberal causes, I could tap dat chit. I could tap dat chit right now and it would only cost me a mil or so and maybe my political career.” The governor ponders even harder and longer and faster. “Yup I could tap dat chit. Tap it right now. Yup, yup, yup.” |
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Edited by
AndyBgood
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Thu 05/19/11 05:40 PM
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Arnold the Fornicator.
I'll fuque you later! So does he come from the future armed with Proton Powered marital attachments? Maybe a 40megawatt Laser Dildo? |
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Well it least he didn't say "I'll be back"
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If I were married to a Kennedy I would be sleeping around too.
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Arnie the Groper couldn't keep his hands to himself long before he met Maria.
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Arnie the Groper couldn't keep his hands to himself long before he met Maria. At least he owned up to it and took responsibility by supporting the mother and child from the moment he found out he knocked her up. At least he didn't lie to the nation, commit purgery, cost taxpayers millions on investigations, get impeached, get disbarred and so on like someone else *Cough* Slick Willy Clinton *Cough* I did not have sexual relations with that woman......... Which woman Slick Willy? There are so many.......... Oh, then theres Edwards who cheated on his DYING wife(which is one of the coldest things I have ever witnessed) and fessed up to it because he was forced to. Hell, he still hasn't even taken responsibility! |
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Edited by
artlo
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Fri 05/20/11 11:23 AM
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At least he owned up to it and took responsibility by supporting the mother and child from the moment he found out he knocked her up. Arnie didn't own up to anything to anyone for 10 years until he was out of office and the woman had left his household, now free to tell her story to the world. He had no choice.
At least he didn't lie to the nation, commit purgery, cost taxpayers millions on investigations, get impeached, get disbarred and so on like someone else *Cough* Slick Willy Clinton *Cough* So, how did that all work out for House Republicans?
Oh, then theres Edwards who cheated on his DYING wife(which is one of the coldest things I have ever witnessed)
No it isn't. You saw it three times with Newt Gingrich, while he was spearheading the move to impeach Clinton, Now, Mr. Pumpkinhead is actually being taken seriously as a Presidential candidate. Plus, I haven't seen any news as to whether Edwards has taken responsibility to his family(s). Do you know something I don't? (Edwards doesn't have any responsibility to you or me). It's one of those cosmic jokes. |
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I will be glad when/if sex becomes a 'private matter' again,,,,
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