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Wow, John, what an a**hole. I love people like that, they give me a chance to work my mental muscles.
Wise old monkey say: Beauty fades but stupid is forever... |
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it's fine if people wanna be shallow but keep it to yourself my friend who has two kids and used to weigh 108lbs before having them and now weighs as much as me was just telling me how one of her customers asked her when she was due to have her next baby... it really offended her.. and she told the customer out right that they shouldn't ask women questions like that unless they are absoulutly sure they are pregnant
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 yep! you said it!
People look at themselves alot differntly then they look at others. |
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Shenerd I laugh so hard reading your answers my stomach hurts.
Lex,that's pretty close to me except I have quite a bit more hair. Lisa those were beautiful words. Beauty is only skin deep |
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Sorry about that. Passes pkh some Pepto Bismol and a few Army men on toast with peanut butter...
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I asked a woman if she was preg once...and I worked with her for months before so I thought she was really preggy =O I almost got punched lol.
Lack of social skillz....i has it |
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Someone said that to me once,I gained 84lbs with my first son.He was about 2 weeks old,and someone said oh when are you due,I wanted to slap them.
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That's OK, I had a guy in the supermarket once ask me why I was so ugly. I looked him square in the eye and said I don't know, but I can always get plastic surgery. I don't know what the hell you're going to do about that microcephalic problem.
Too bad he didn't get it. You've got to love the mentally challenged... |
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LOL, Shenerd! Evidently he wasn't very intelligent!
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Can you imagine if everyone in the world had no sight? People wouldn't be able to be shallow about what you look like or what race you are. People would have to judge you by personality, the sound of your voice, your scent and by touch when you both decided to give love a try!
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Now that sounds like a winning solution to me. Out with their eyes... :)
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They make a pretty good souffle, a little on the chewy side but that's just an added perk
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ROFLMAO! You just crack me up!
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Thanks, sometimes I crack myself up, too. It only hurts when I run out of glue and have to use monkey mucus...
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Welcome back...............I think they should give us a selection of colors for the boxes............I would like a red one...................
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Never tried that! Hmmmm....monkey mucus...*snoooort*
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Snorting monkey mucus can be hazardous to your health. Use only as directed...
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....pretty colours
 ..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................I suddenly feel like chasing cars.............swinging from trees............woooop woooooop
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Good idea snuggles.
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Just be careful with the wooden bananas...
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