Daddy's Little Girl

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to
see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that
brokeback mountain **** in our garden!

Nice one!!!

hahahok that one i liked

Ha!..Wasnt expecting that

cute

Wow! That was funny!

haha, didn't see that clming

any one wanna chat

OMG!!!!!
That was way too funny. And I have never even seen Broke Back Mountain. But I do know what it's about.
Kids and the things they come out with are just too cute. I love it, almost wish mine were small again for stuff like that.
Loved the joke.

PMS

OMG!!!