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That is why dildos will never go out of style. :) hate mail because u dont like my laundomat look? no reason - we call it preferences krupster I definitely cannot afford to support you! but when my ship comes in Ima gettin me a wife ??????? All I require is a balogna sandwich, a packet of ramen noodles, sex and sleeping at the foot of your bed....I am pretty sure you can afford me. :) Yep...at first I thought it was just me being stoned but,...you dumb@ssed it! :) (now worries Sweetest. I have done it too and I still luv ya so smile!) thanks Krup - ur easily the nicest person on here! {{{luvs u too}}} now what was that about dildos? I know I must've already told the story on here about the maid who stole my vibrator in college ewwwww! that is so disgusting! GROSS! I can see why u might say that but at the time it was clean and free from "usage" sharing a dildo would be like sharing a toothbrush....uGh, Im not saying you had anything to do with it. . .I juust cant believ someone would steal that sort of an item... Women sharing dildo toothbrushes?.....I think I just developed a new fetish! |
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The Dildo Toothbrush: 'It gets in places others can't reach.'
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I haven't thrown in the towel
But I seriously doubt I'll find someone on here |
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The Dildo Toothbrush: 'It gets in places others can't reach.' LOL |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Fri 04/29/11 11:43 PM
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sharing a dildo would be like sharing a toothbrush....uGh, Im not saying you had anything to do with it. . .I juust cant believ someone would steal that sort of an item...
Not much different than having sex with some guy who has be screwing around all over town is it? At least a dildo can be cleaned and it doesn't spread STDs or aids. I mean, any time you have sex with a guy, you are sharing that private item. |
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sharing a dildo would be like sharing a toothbrush....uGh, Im not saying you had anything to do with it. . .I juust cant believ someone would steal that sort of an item...
Not much different than having sex with some guy who has be screwing around all over town is it? At least a dildo can be cleaned and it doesn't spread STDs or aids. I mean, any time you have sex with a guy, you are sharing that private item. Yet another reason to throw in the towel. |
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I haven't thrown in the towel But I seriously doubt I'll find someone on here |
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I met my best friend here. He and I were two peas in a pod. Unfortunately he was diagnosed with lung cancer and died in March. I took care of him until the end. The point I'm trying to make here is...there are wonderful people out there that we can share a bond with, so don't give up! |
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So, I have thrown in the towel as far as dating and relationships. "some people should give up (go to Walmart....you will see proof that plenty of people would of been better off alone)" I think I'll multi-task, go to Walmart and buy some towels........... |
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Edited by
navygirl
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Sat 04/30/11 11:38 AM
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I met my best friend here. He and I were two peas in a pod. Unfortunately he was diagnosed with lung cancer and died in March. I took care of him until the end. The point I'm trying to make here is...there are wonderful people out there that we can share a bond with, so don't give up! I agree that you can share a bond with someone as I already do but he is just a very dear friend and we will never have anything more than our friendship. I just don't think you need a relationship or significant other to share a bond with. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sat 04/30/11 01:00 PM
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sharing a dildo would be like sharing a toothbrush....uGh, Im not saying you had anything to do with it. . .I juust cant believ someone would steal that sort of an item...
Not much different than having sex with some guy who has be screwing around all over town is it? At least a dildo can be cleaned and it doesn't spread STDs or aids. I mean, any time you have sex with a guy, you are sharing that private item. Yet another reason to throw in the towel. Well its a good reason not to jump in the sack with the first guy who's chemistry matches yours anyway. Now days, it would be a good idea to draw up a contract, go to your local clinic and get fully tested, and make sure you both take a bath and clean your private items well before engaging. Would that take the romance out of it? Would that be considered obsessive compulsive? |
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I met my best friend here. He and I were two peas in a pod. Unfortunately he was diagnosed with lung cancer and died in March. I took care of him until the end. The point I'm trying to make here is...there are wonderful people out there that we can share a bond with, so don't give up! I agree that you can share a bond with someone as I already do but he is just a very dear friend and we will never have anything more than our friendship. I just don't think you need a relationship or significant other to share a bond with. Point taken |
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That is why dildos will never go out of style. :) hate mail because u dont like my laundomat look? no reason - we call it preferences krupster I definitely cannot afford to support you! but when my ship comes in Ima gettin me a wife ??????? All I require is a balogna sandwich, a packet of ramen noodles, sex and sleeping at the foot of your bed....I am pretty sure you can afford me. :) Yep...at first I thought it was just me being stoned but,...you dumb@ssed it! :) (now worries Sweetest. I have done it too and I still luv ya so smile!) thanks Krup - ur easily the nicest person on here! {{{luvs u too}}} now what was that about dildos? I know I must've already told the story on here about the maid who stole my vibrator in college ewwwww! that is so disgusting! GROSS! I can see why u might say that but at the time it was clean and free from "usage" sharing a dildo would be like sharing a toothbrush....uGh, Im not saying you had anything to do with it. . .I juust cant believ someone would steal that sort of an item... Women sharing dildo toothbrushes?.....I think I just developed a new fetish! ya that's how we have oral sex by ourselves and clean our teeth at the same time |
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sharing a dildo would be like sharing a toothbrush....uGh, Im not saying you had anything to do with it. . .I juust cant believ someone would steal that sort of an item...
Not much different than having sex with some guy who has be screwing around all over town is it? At least a dildo can be cleaned and it doesn't spread STDs or aids. I mean, any time you have sex with a guy, you are sharing that private item. Yet another reason to throw in the towel. y'all give me so much to hope for |
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sharing a dildo would be like sharing a toothbrush....uGh, Im not saying you had anything to do with it. . .I juust cant believ someone would steal that sort of an item...
Not much different than having sex with some guy who has be screwing around all over town is it? At least a dildo can be cleaned and it doesn't spread STDs or aids. I mean, any time you have sex with a guy, you are sharing that private item. Yet another reason to throw in the towel. Awww... you could dip the towel in formidable formaldehide, disinfect dildo/toothbrush combination with it, and have your way with this now clean and sterile, organically maintained, free-range cucumber. |
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sharing a dildo would be like sharing a toothbrush....uGh, Im not saying you had anything to do with it. . .I juust cant believ someone would steal that sort of an item...
Not much different than having sex with some guy who has be screwing around all over town is it? At least a dildo can be cleaned and it doesn't spread STDs or aids. I mean, any time you have sex with a guy, you are sharing that private item. Yet another reason to throw in the towel. Awww... you could dip the towel in formidable formaldehide, disinfect dildo/toothbrush combination with it, and have your way with this now clean and sterile, organically maintained, free-range cucumber. Ah the man with all the answers. |
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sharing a dildo would be like sharing a toothbrush....uGh, Im not saying you had anything to do with it. . .I juust cant believ someone would steal that sort of an item...
Not much different than having sex with some guy who has be screwing around all over town is it? At least a dildo can be cleaned and it doesn't spread STDs or aids. I mean, any time you have sex with a guy, you are sharing that private item. Yet another reason to throw in the towel. y'all give me so much to hope for |
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I met my best friend here. He and I were two peas in a pod. Unfortunately he was diagnosed with lung cancer and died in March. I took care of him until the end. The point I'm trying to make here is...there are wonderful people out there that we can share a bond with, so don't give up! I agree that you can share a bond with someone as I already do but he is just a very dear friend and we will never have anything more than our friendship. I just don't think you need a relationship or significant other to share a bond with. Point taken |
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Edited by
wux
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Sun 05/01/11 06:14 PM
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Well its a good reason not to jump in the sack with the first guy who's chemistry matches yours anyway. Now days, it would be a good idea to draw up a contract, go to your local clinic and get fully tested, and make sure you both take a bath and clean your private items well before engaging. Would that take the romance out of it? Would that be considered obsessive compulsive? Humans are the infinitely adapting animals. You remember, in the dark ages you could have all your bones broken and THEN burnt alive at the stake if you had intercourse other than to make a child in Christian Europe. You remember the Virgins' march to the capitol, the old maid's float on the Christmas parade, the Towering Volcanoes of Virile Manhood demonstrations during the Superbowl. What's romantic and what's not is not a matter of genetic programming, or personal preference. It's what the tv tells you it is. Now that tv is going out of fashion, due to the internet, people are a bit confused and slow on the uptake. That's why we, forum users, are all singing the bouse for not getting laid (guys) and not finding the perfect love (gals). Bring back the tv and we'll all be richer for it in experience. |
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