The other night, the girlfriend and I are watching'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and I asked her if she would like to fool around and have a little sex. She said 'No', almost immediately. I said, 'Is that your final answer'? Without turning to look at me, she said 'Yes'. So I asked her, 'Can I phone a friend?' And that's when the fight started. She was still mad from yesterday, when we went to the grocery store. I went looking for her down each aisle calling, "Crisco. Oh Crisco." One of the employees heard me and was directing me to aisle # 5, where all the cooking oils were. I said no thanks and that I was just looking for my girlfriend. He asked why I call her 'Crisco'. I told him that I always call her that, in public. He asked what I call her in private, at home. I said, "Lard ***", just as my girlfriend walked around the corner and heard me.

Wow

Are you following me?

You know I stalk you now off to the scandulous rumors thread.

I'd be pizzed too.
If you ASKED to have sex.
Rather ruins the moment.