Hummmm shshs it takes me way to long to text so only times I do is when at a light but normally the only one that text me is my daughter or ex daughter in-law. I'm normally home when they do.....

I have not gotten texting down and even if I do would not do it while driving

But I'm guilty of talking while driving once in a while...

I have. Texting is the least of my worries....

My phone can play porn videos....I know EXACTLY how I will die...and it will be embarassing.

Krupa you always make my day amusing.
But I am sorry if we ever meet I am going to have so many pictures of you doing ridiculous things in my head that I am just going to laugh the second I see you.

Ironically..Between My Dad and My Brother....I am the serious one!

(No sch*tt)

I don't text much as I am on my computer wayyyyyy to much while driving to even THINK I could also TEXT??
Between the cell and my computer and drinking my coffee,,while enjoying a smoke,,,Its a BIT MUCH,,to ADD IN TEXTING


OH,,,I forgot DIVING,,in there,,,didn't I,,silly minded me,,,sorry
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Ok,,,sorry,,,now lets see,,where was I?????










NO,,I DON'T,,AND MAY I SAY,,ANYTHING I DO EXTRA,,,,IS THAT,,and MY DRIVING IS NEVER MADE TO BE SECOND!!
THATS MY LIFE!!! OR,,someone else's......

I don't even text.

I HAVE to meet your family

There are three of us...and we are bad....(in a fun way)

My brother Buddy Lee..(the short fat one)
He is like me but much funnier and meaner.

My Dad Kirby...he is the Yoda of flirting pimps.

I am the good looking one.

:)

Hmmmm I think your Dad is pretty good looking, but you do look like him..

Cell phones (etc) have their usefulness ... except when in a dead zone ... which usually happens. (A dead zone is where you cannot receive any signal).
What's the point of "texting" from any location when voice would be a far better option? bad, bad, bad move.
But logistically, it's one of the worst ideas to come around in a long time.
The CRASHES (not accidents) have caused too many deaths.
The creators of those little devil's idle hands forgot to include 2 very important features that would make it just a "little more safe" ... VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE AND TEXT TO SPEACH.

He is pretty butch for pushing 80. Glad I got his genes. That and he is the most kind hearted and loving kung fu bad@$$ you ever met.

What I notice is that you are impeccably dressed.

the other day i saw a guy texting while riding his bike, he ran right into a tree...i laughed so hard nearly peed in my pants.

I thank the heavens for all the imbeciles in the world...they make it such an amusing place to live in.

I hate texting. For one I have better things to do. Quick messages are ok I guess

not guilty...it is NEVER okay to drive and text...but in emergency situations it may be necessary to text/use a cell...so not for any law

I have an app that texts for me while I drive.

We are only scruffy looking at work....otherwise, we dress nicely so as not to blend in with the slobs.

Such is life when being raised by the guy who thinks that the song "You're so vain" was written about him.

:)

In this day of "I don't give a crap what people think" attitudes, it is such a rare thing for a man to dress well that it really stands out. I don't see it as vain at all. It shows respect for your self and others. And it shows class.

actually that song was written about me