Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 54 | |
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works at HOOTERS
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Made sure that the Super Market will never run out of Depends ever again
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poops in a bag like BORAT
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has learned to bypass her gag reflex so she can deep throat me
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Is in need of a blowjob
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Offers her services to any friend in "need."
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Drinks holy water
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Tried to pour holy water on me
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Was afraid the Holy Water would burn him
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Bathes in mudpits
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Baked mud pies for her last date. Surprised he didn't call back...
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Likes to wear a lot of baby powder
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First time drinking vodka, drank a gallon and woke up naked ontop of a speeding train
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Lol.., Only person i know who steals from the collection plate
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but, I needed to eat!
Tapes money on his back then declares himself a greenback |
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Likes to chase the alley cats around late at night
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Sleep walks and knocks on neighbors doors
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Edited by
alookat101
on
Tue 05/10/11 06:09 PM
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Hangs around the front window of restaurants watching ppl eat
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Tried to set a nw world record for distance walking with shoes tied together. Missed it by two feet
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wore a speedo to church last week
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