Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 54 | |
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leaves flaming bags of poo on the front porch of random neighbors
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Stomped out a flaming bag of poo barefoot
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has painful memories of stomping out a flaming bag of poo barefoot, but I don't
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Is a flaming bag of poo
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Had a bad case of flatuance when she was on her last date
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Had a hairy tongue on his last date.
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colors her hair with lemon meringue pie
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Snorts lemon meringue pie
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snorts grilled cheese sandwiches
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Drinks picle juice
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Went to the store and came back with a new boyfriend - what was the name of that store?
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goes to beauty salons & substitutes hairspray with RAID
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Hired me to replace them with raid so she can sell her own hairspray outside
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doesnt know what day it is until he checks his underwear
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Wore underwear once but found it too restrictive
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sends text messages to Lindsay Lohan while she is in court
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Pulled over after robbing a bank - somehow talked her way out of being arrested - hmmm
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Carries a Buzz Lightyear doll with him where ever he goes
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Likes to leave messages on my answering machine.
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failed high school 5 times so he can watch cheerleader practice
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