Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 54 | |
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Is in love with Mr. Whipple
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Edited by
mylifetoday
on
Sat 05/07/11 09:37 PM
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Changed his name to Mr. Whipple last week.
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Stands right next to me in the market showing me how to squeeze it the right way
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slaps old women on the butt in the store
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Has tried and tried and tried. Still can't figure out the proper technique to squeeze the Charmin...
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never squeezed the Charmin..in fact he don't even use TP
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Needs a lesson on how to squeeze Charmin
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Saw Mr. Whipple squeeze the Charmin and tripped over her own tongue
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Leaves from the supermarket with charmin stuck under his shoe
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pads his underwear with Charmin
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Gave Mr Whipple the inspiration to make Charmin after T.P.ing his house.
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Cruises the Boulevards looking for TPed houses to collect and bring home
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Found the wonders of Depends and never touched TP again.
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rummages through woman's trashcans looking for their used Tampax
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Fell in love with the garbageman and tries to leave extra special presents for him
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Is a garbage man who likes extra special gifts.
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Jealous he doesn't get the gifts himself
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Rides a tricycle
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wishes he knrw how to ride a tricycle
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Made me tie her shoes saying she didn't remember how, when really she just wanted to see me in that position and dream of the things I could do from there.
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