Once upon a time, a Pilot asked a beautiful Princess:
"Will you marry me?" The Princess said NO. ....
and the Pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screued skinny big-tited broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to tity bars and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum , did shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitshing and never paid child support or alimony and chased cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruise and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end.

and the princess went on to live happily ever after, sometimes turning to Brad Pitt and going "i wonder what ever happened to that pilot with the little pecker".