Ok im 25 years old and pretty attractive, but
i still find it hard to pick up a girl or even
go up to them. because most of the time i dont
got the intro right or my game is off wack...
I feel like im losing it before i even get to use it.
So i was hoping if anyone had any tips on how
i would go up to a girl and what i would say?
It could be anywhere not just a bar or a club...
thanks it would help so much...

How about...."Hello."


and then even..." I apologise for interrupting, but this whole pick up line thing is ridiculous, and I feel socially inept even attempting it....however, I find you physically attractive, and would love to have an opportunity to get to know the real you, not just admire the outside, may I buy you a drink, have a dance, join you and talk with you??"


UNLESS...you just want to get laid, cause it's been more than 2 years and you aren't into 16 year olds...

then just the " I find you physically attractive, and would like to

(a) know your name

(b) ask you if you could remotely see yourself naked with me

(c) and if the answer is yes....do you want to pretend this is not a booty call, and I will make interested noises and be attentive towards you, or we can leave right now"

pick up lines = cliche...

I've always liked Russell Crow's line in a Beautiful Mind.

"So can we just skip all this and jump straight to the sex?"

try to strike up a normal conversation. just because your into someone doesn't mean thats where the conversation should start.

hi my names randy and i have a coupon for 3 free pr of shoes, and there all over me .!!!!

how ya be sweets, long time no chat.!!!

Things are doing okay here, Sea......what's new in your neck of the woods? Ready for baseball?

hockey playoffs, see how far my blackhawks can go again.!!! hehehe bin so long since ive bin on here, kinda cool seein all the ol schoolers.!!

walk up to her and say "my name is x. Wanna f**k?"

lol...okay..... Just think, the Mets are already 0-1, maybe they want to start the season losing and finish it up by winning.

how about run over and scream I HAVE A BELLY BUTTON!/?

That only works if he lifts his shirt and shows it off......

just relax. remember some girls dont like it if you approach them when they are on their own or if you are which a group of lads. just offer them a smile and then go say hi, even shy people can do that.

What I am about to give you here is a bonafide hit with the ladies. So pay attention. Write this down. All you have to say is the following....

"So. Name's _______, and I have a 6 inch penis, wicked tongue, make bank, and I even cook."


The panties will drop. Thank you. I'm out.

thats such a stereotype

You better not be out.....once the panties drop, you are IN!!

To pick up a girl properly, lift with the legs, not the back, use both hands, and grip firmly.