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Topic: Why I fear Texas Women
txsweet Joined Mon 04/16/07 Posts: 849	Sun 04/03/11 06:13 PM
I love it! Explains why I am still single...

fireflysgirl Joined Mon 10/18/10 Posts: 2957	Sun 04/03/11 06:51 PM
Just telling it like it is and reminding you gals that the other fellas just don't know enough to be afraid....break them slow and easy. :) Slow & easy ain't exactly our style here krupa & you know this! don't feel sorry for their whiny arses if they can't keep up

TXbunny Joined Tue 02/01/11 Posts: 236	Sun 04/03/11 07:52 PM
Just telling it like it is and reminding you gals that the other fellas just don't know enough to be afraid....break them slow and easy. :) Got it...easy on the spurs!

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Mon 04/04/11 07:12 AM
Just telling it like it is and reminding you gals that the other fellas just don't know enough to be afraid....break them slow and easy. :) Slow & easy ain't exactly our style here krupa & you know this! don't feel sorry for their whiny arses if they can't keep up I agree but I do like slow and easy sometimes

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 04/04/11 03:45 PM
Just telling it like it is and reminding you gals that the other fellas just don't know enough to be afraid....break them slow and easy. :) Slow & easy ain't exactly our style here krupa & you know this! don't feel sorry for their whiny arses if they can't keep up Just trying to keep down the number of threads about "She broke my heart then sucker punched me and bruised my spleen".....

fireflysgirl Joined Mon 10/18/10 Posts: 2957	Mon 04/04/11 07:21 PM
Just telling it like it is and reminding you gals that the other fellas just don't know enough to be afraid....break them slow and easy. :) Slow & easy ain't exactly our style here krupa & you know this! don't feel sorry for their whiny arses if they can't keep up I agree but I do like slow and easy sometimes I need a man with a slow hand, that can take a beating with a fryin' pan...

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Mon 04/04/11 07:26 PM
And a easy touch

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/07/11 08:48 AM
I see you have met Vivian!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 04/07/11 09:44 AM
I see you have met Vivian!

fireflysgirl Joined Mon 10/18/10 Posts: 2957	Thu 04/07/11 10:11 AM
So should we (Texas women) add a disclaimer to our profiles for the non-natives? LOL WARNING...these creatures may become cantankerous or even down-right ornery when provoked and have an extremely low tolerance to whiners and free loaders!!! Use extreme caution when attempting to woo them. Results may vary, but if you get lucky, you will feel extreme satisfaction!

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Thu 04/07/11 05:27 PM
You know it

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 04/07/11 05:30 PM
think i'll try the asian wife finder ad that keeps popping up

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/07/11 05:31 PM
I hear mail order is the way to go.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 04/07/11 05:37 PM
mail order huh, will they send it cod

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/07/11 05:39 PM
yeah, but you'll pay extra

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 04/07/11 05:40 PM
Forget about cod ... it smells like fish!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/07/11 05:42 PM
I just googled it....tons of mail order brides, ese....go for it!

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76392	Thu 04/07/11 05:44 PM
think i'll try the asian wife finder ad that keeps popping up Humm huhh some just can't handle a Texas Woman.....

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 04/07/11 05:46 PM
not many born and raised really really real texas women left

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/07/11 05:48 PM
sure there are.....we haven't died off yet.