Hey, I have experience at chili cook offs.

My Chili is even better!

Wait! Who's going to be the judges? Not Lady Gaga I hope.

In my fantasies....she can suck down meat.....but, that is just me.



A chili cook off won't work Vivian. Sorry Gorgeous....but I will cheat with LSD or Shrooms, or morphine or whatever I gotta do.....I believe in cheating to win. I am sure that it said that it was cool in the Bible.

:)

bring it on...Sweetie....I know a few tricks too And yes....something about He helps those to helps themselves?? ( just not in this context ..forgive me Lord! )

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Sat 07/16/11 01:17 PMWassa crack-a-lakin Pimps and Ho's?

I am having a really good day. Stopped off at a little indoor flea market. I was paying out when some tiny little 80+ year old woman on her walker warns me...."OUT OF MY WAY BOY......I AM BUILDING UP SPEED AND THIS THANG GOT NO DAMNED BRAKES!!!"

I laughed and stepped aside. As she hobbled past she said "I am dangerous while I am moving".

I told her "I am smart enough to fear Texas women Ma'am."

She said "You was raised right"

Just an odd happy part of my day. I also changed a tire for a woman in Big K's parking lot. Pretty much trashed a shirt but, it was worth it for the real gratitude from the lady and her son. Beyond that, I am getting absolutely plowed....Ja (jo) provides far I.

I am smoking top shelf herb....drinking smoothe brandy with custom stoppers and c*ckrings provided from Oregon. Doing laundry and dishes.....(super heroes gotta wash out thier schitt too)

Amazing that we can send rockets into space but it takes the same amount of time to do a load of laundry.

Note: My brandy is good. My Smoke is better. I can only hope everyone gets a frikkin break.....this summer has sucked for all of us. All of us could use a break....If you pray....pray harder. If you don't pray....stand up anyway.

Have a great weekend everyone. May life and love smile on you....

Now...get naked.......

:)

Eric....Love your outlook on life...you're one of a kind.

Yeah? Tell that to my penis....

I would...but we're not on speaking terms,

Well, at least you are still friends!

yall are truely awesome, but this lady cannot do chilli unless its from a can lmao- how bout some prok chops i will blow yalls mind and if u cant handle the spicy stay the hell away lmao. god yall i am drunkkkkk lmao oh this was a good night

so...I guess I won't be there

Wimp...we'll bring you some baby food

kiss my grits

right before I serve them to ya!

I don't eat spicy food or GRITS

oh its ok ill make some pork chops not too spicy for you and ill make ya some sweet cornbread, and how about some roasted bannana cupcakes with a honey cinnamon buttercream frosting? would that be good yall?

Pork Chops!!

Gees....picky picky picky