I would avoid getting caught at ALOT of stuff as a kid.....

I got my @$$ whipped ALOT...(I deserved it)

I would have NEVER actually Hooked up with a woman named "Elvira"....very serious

I would have NEVER joined the military...(I was very suprized to figure out that I wasnt actual military.....I am more like Texas Redneck Military.)

I would have never used duct tape to attatch the prosthetics for a halloween costume...(lost about 14" of skin on that one)

I would have never shot myself with Pearl black Automotive paint for another Halloween.......(looked awesome under club light and everyone had to touch me)....wasnt actually that bad taking it off...just pass out in a full bathtub for about 6 hours. I thought I would need paint thinner to get it off...

I would like to change ALOT of things from my past (relationships. jobs) But if I had not lived the life I had. I would not be who I am now. And as much as I think my life would be different. I stil think I turned out pretty good considering it all.

Every thing n' be done south be warmer then Michigan

I would move to Switzerland.

Thought you would have said King Kong

I would have said "no" to cigarettes.

What would Shiki change about his life?
I am the total package, so this is a tough one.
I'd have to say to not be so desirable to the Shikettes.