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1) Dont try to change me 2) Dont spoil me too much 3) Let me have some freedom 4) Let me enjoy the simple things Ditto pretty much what I would want ohh and communication don't expect the other one to know what you want or what is wrong shshshsh speak up....... Usually being too straight forward and speaking my mind is what scares them away...lol. I have yet to have one not get all chicken on me. Well heck the one thing I can not stand is a man that does not have a mind of his own....... could be cause I'm one that speaks their mind..... |
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1) Dont try to change me 2) Dont spoil me too much 3) Let me have some freedom 4) Let me enjoy the simple things Ditto pretty much what I would want ohh and communication don't expect the other one to know what you want or what is wrong shshshsh speak up....... Usually being too straight forward and speaking my mind is what scares them away...lol. I have yet to have one not get all chicken on me. Well heck the one thing I can not stand is a man that does not have a mind of his own....... could be cause I'm one that speaks their mind..... Well, I sometimes speak without thinking |
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1) BJ 2) Foreplay 3) Anal 4) Threesome ~ 1. stupid 2. dork 3. name says it all 4. married Your entitle to your preference~ Good luck keeping a man with that list! If it means keeping a man like you, I'll happily stay single or even turn Les. I notice there was no denial, so I really feel sorry for your wife. |
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rub him
touch him lick him kiss him |
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His butt in front of the TV
His mouth full of beer His hand down his pants His women off his back Gotta Love em...if we don't who will? |
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in no particular order
blow jobs intercourse watching lesbians beer |
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bible in hand
your hand in his his hand on his wallet your arms around his neck |
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Cuddling is overrated "have sex when he wants" sure- and make sure to log every time he/she wants and you do not. Then emotionally blackmail them with this stats. as well- make them repay. "make him his favorite meals" always! and pretend you like and can digest and poop them out. Jut don't say poop. Anti-sensual "tell him everyday he a good man" Lies! tell him everyday he a good ****, the nicest man you met with the largest.... ( I count in centimeters not in inches) you have ever encountered, show some fear on how would it ever happen that such a "naive and pure" girl could handle something as BIG. Lol (the last sentence said girl. Not fixing coz I am bi.) so let's try again..... pure and honest/self-aware or any of that hippy things/..... could fall for anorexic bean princess/sherk's woman / Medusa ..l. such as you /////I AM AWARE THIS POST IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. IRONY CANNOT BE CHAINED/ and I apologize if I hurted anyone by caricaturing. Hmmmm! PMS (perminent menstal syndrome) or radical feminist? |
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His butt in front of the TV His mouth full of beer His hand down his pants His women off his back Gotta Love em...if we don't who will? Interesting, the difference between how women want to be treated topic and how women want to treat men? And you wonder why men don't trust weomen! |
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Edited by
thor22
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Wed 03/16/11 11:37 AM
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skirts w/
dresses w/ nylons w/boots/heels having the bytch's strokezing it shriveled after its done doing it'z some heavy pounding & poking! |
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hahaha...this is easy...feed them well & **** them like you are making an adult film & they are nearly impossible to get rid of
yes...I know there is much more to a relationship, just not a whole lot that interests them I am kidding, but when it comes to men, you can never go wrong with good food or great sex! |
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And you wonder why men don't trust weomen! I trust women. Most of them. Well, most of the ones I know, anyway. |
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And you wonder why men don't trust weomen! I trust women. Most of them. Well, most of the ones I know, anyway. |
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And you wonder why men don't trust weomen! I trust women. Most of them. Well, most of the ones I know, anyway. put her in a short skirtz and some hoseryz and I'll trust Lorena Bobbittz |
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Cuddle with him have sex when he wants make him his favorite meals tell him everyday he a good man and means the world to you! replace number four with..... ....pay all mah billz!!! Thats right...I want me a sugar momma!! |
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And you wonder why men don't trust weomen! I trust women. Most of them. Well, most of the ones I know, anyway. put her in a short skirtz and some hoseryz and I'll trust Lorena Bobbittz Yea that worked out well for John Wayne Bobbittz too, until he had to change his name to Les Johnson! |
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Hmmmm I think it depends on the man,, but I guess most men just want to be loved the same as us.. so I think Love him Love Him Love Him, and then you pretty much do whatever he wishes anyway. So everyone wins That is more like it, except the end part! Can some guys not be put into the male stereotype? and everyone can still win! :) |
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LMAO @ less johnson!
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Divorce
a new car a girl friend that is too hot for it to really last. buying cool new toys. (see items 1,2 and 3) |
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Blonde
Brunette Auburn Redhead |
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