Topic: four things that make a MAN happy
TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 03/08/11 02:03 PM



1) Dont try to change me
2) Dont spoil me too much
3) Let me have some freedom
4) Let me enjoy the simple things:smile:


Ditto pretty much what I would want ohh and communication don't expect the other one to know what you want or what is wrong shshshsh speak up.......bigsmile


Usually being too straight forward and speaking my mind is what scares them away...lol.

I have yet to have one not get all chicken on me.


Well heck the one thing I can not stand is a man that does not have a mind of his own....... could be cause I'm one that speaks their mind.....

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Tue 03/08/11 02:45 PM




1) Dont try to change me
2) Dont spoil me too much
3) Let me have some freedom
4) Let me enjoy the simple things:smile:


Ditto pretty much what I would want ohh and communication don't expect the other one to know what you want or what is wrong shshshsh speak up.......bigsmile


Usually being too straight forward and speaking my mind is what scares them away...lol.

I have yet to have one not get all chicken on me.


Well heck the one thing I can not stand is a man that does not have a mind of his own....... could be cause I'm one that speaks their mind.....


Well, I sometimes speak without thinking:tongue:

Shayna1978's photo
Tue 03/08/11 07:11 PM



1) BJ
2) Foreplay
3) Anal
4) Threesome ~


1. stupid
2. dork
3. name says it all
4. married


Your entitle to your preference~ Good luck keeping a man with that list!


If it means keeping a man like you, I'll happily stay single or even turn Les.

I notice there was no denial, so I really feel sorry for your wife.

mendy2's photo
Thu 03/10/11 09:07 PM
rub him
touch him
lick him
kiss him

Lili_M's photo
Thu 03/10/11 11:48 PM
His butt in front of the TV
His mouth full of beer
His hand down his pants
His women off his back

Gotta Love em...if we don't who will?

tjer1l's photo
Fri 03/11/11 04:03 AM
in no particular order
blow jobs
intercourse
watching lesbians
beer

mendy2's photo
Tue 03/15/11 06:04 PM
bible in hand
your hand in his
his hand on his wallet
your arms around his neck

indianadave4's photo
Wed 03/16/11 10:22 AM


Cuddling is overrated
"have sex when he wants"
sure- and make sure to log every time he/she wants and you do not. Then emotionally blackmail them with this stats.
as well- make them repay.

"make him his favorite meals"
always! and pretend you like and can digest and poop them out. Jut don't say poop. Anti-sensual

"tell him everyday he a good man"

Lies! tell him everyday he a good ****, the nicest man you met with the largest.... ( I count in centimeters not in inches) you have ever encountered, show some fear on how would it ever happen that such a "naive and pure" girl could handle something as BIG.

Lol
(the last sentence said girl. Not fixing coz I am bi.)

so let's try again..... pure and honest/self-aware or any of that hippy things/..... could fall for anorexic bean princess/sherk's woman / Medusa ..l. such as you



/////I AM AWARE THIS POST IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. IRONY CANNOT BE CHAINED/

and I apologize if I hurted anyone by caricaturing.



Hmmmm! PMS (perminent menstal syndrome) or radical feminist?

indianadave4's photo
Wed 03/16/11 10:28 AM

His butt in front of the TV
His mouth full of beer
His hand down his pants
His women off his back

Gotta Love em...if we don't who will?


Interesting, the difference between how women want to be treated topic and how women want to treat men? And you wonder why men don't trust weomen!

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Wed 03/16/11 11:33 AM
Edited by thor22 on Wed 03/16/11 11:37 AM
skirts w/
dresses w/
nylons w/boots/heels
having the bytch's strokezing it shriveled after its done doing it'z some heavy pounding & poking!biggrin

fireflysgirl's photo
Wed 03/16/11 11:47 AM
hahaha...this is easy...feed them well & **** them like you are making an adult film & they are nearly impossible to get rid of laugh

yes...I know there is much more to a relationship, just not a whole lot that interests them bigsmile


I am kidding, but when it comes to men, you can never go wrong with good food or great sex!

no photo
Wed 03/16/11 01:20 PM

And you wonder why men don't trust weomen!


I trust women.


Most of them.



Well, most of the ones I know, anyway.

no photo
Wed 03/16/11 01:20 PM

And you wonder why men don't trust weomen!


I trust women.


Most of them.



Well, most of the ones I know, anyway.

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Wed 03/16/11 02:25 PM


And you wonder why men don't trust weomen!


I trust women.


Most of them.



Well, most of the ones I know, anyway.


put her in a short skirtz and some hoseryz and I'll trust Lorena Bobbittzdrool

Mayhem_J's photo
Wed 03/16/11 02:31 PM

Cuddle with him
have sex when he wants
make him his favorite meals
tell him everyday he a good man and means the world to you!


replace number four with.....


....pay all mah billz!!!


Thats right...I want me a sugar momma!!

paul1217's photo
Wed 03/16/11 02:38 PM



And you wonder why men don't trust weomen!


I trust women.


Most of them.



Well, most of the ones I know, anyway.


put her in a short skirtz and some hoseryz and I'll trust Lorena Bobbittzdrool


Yea that worked out well for John Wayne Bobbittz too, until he had to change his name to Les Johnson! laugh laugh

fantac44's photo
Wed 03/16/11 03:39 PM

Hmmmm I think it depends on the man,,

but I guess most men just want to be loved the same as us..

so I think
Love him
Love Him
Love Him,
and then you pretty much do whatever he wishes anyway.
So everyone wins


That is more like it, except the end part! Can some guys not be put into the male stereotype? and everyone can still win! :)

no photo
Wed 03/16/11 03:57 PM
LMAO @ less johnson!:laughing:

krupa's photo
Wed 03/16/11 04:06 PM
Divorce

a new car

a girl friend that is too hot for it to really last.

buying cool new toys. (see items 1,2 and 3)

paul1217's photo
Wed 03/16/11 04:18 PM
Blonde
Brunette
Auburn
Redhead
laugh laugh