Confucius says:


Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drives like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in basement.

Finally,

CONFUCIUS SAY. . ...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

Man with hole in pocket feel nuts all day.

Man who walk through turnstiles sideways going to Bangkok

Or ... Man with hole in pocket
feel c0cky all day ...

Virginity like balloon
one prick and it's gone...

i really like that last 1 a Lion weill not cheat on his wife but a tiger wood lolllllllllllllllllllll cheers

Man who fly plane upside down have crackup!