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Topic: Tel me something /Anything about you--part9
machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Thu 01/19/12 06:29 AM
I havent had sex, in so long, I cant even remember, how its done. Well, a guy pulls out his pecker and then he chases you around the room screaming, "Me so horny. Me love you long time". Then you turn around, punch him in the face, he falls to the floor, and then you scream back, "Was it good for you"? But this is just the first step of the sex process. Really????? Well, learn something new every day!!

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 01/19/12 06:31 AM
bubble bathes are sensual hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 01/19/12 07:05 AM Edited by Goofball73 on Thu 01/19/12 07:14 AM
I havent had sex, in so long, I cant even remember, how its done. Well, a guy pulls out his pecker and then he chases you around the room screaming, "Me so horny. Me love you long time". Then you turn around, punch him in the face, he falls to the floor, and then you scream back, "Was it good for you"? But this is just the first step of the sex process. Really????? Well, learn something new every day!! Sex with me is an adventure.

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 01/19/12 07:08 AM
i wanna be a lil taller bein short sucks

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 01/19/12 08:45 AM
i wanna be a lil taller bein short sucks you left me in jail i want my money back

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Thu 01/19/12 09:34 AM
Apparently I'm in charge at the office today. City Hall is closed! Let's all go out for beers!

Godiva Joined Tue 12/09/08 Posts: 5330	Thu 01/19/12 09:38 AM
Well, a guy pulls out his pecker and then he chases you around the room screaming, "Me so horny. Me love you long time". Then you turn around, punch him in the face, he falls to the floor, and then you scream back, "Was it good for you"? But this is just the first step of the sex process. In Texas, it is just like that... but we ride horses while we do that. Makes things more complicated, but that's the breaks.

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Thu 01/19/12 10:02 AM
I may look and act weak, but I am strong than I know sometimes.

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Thu 01/19/12 10:15 AM
I may look and act weak, but I am strong than I know sometimes.

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Thu 01/19/12 10:41 AM
I may look and act weak, but I am strong than I know sometimes.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 01/19/12 10:48 AM
Well, a guy pulls out his pecker and then he chases you around the room screaming, "Me so horny. Me love you long time". Then you turn around, punch him in the face, he falls to the floor, and then you scream back, "Was it good for you"? But this is just the first step of the sex process. In Texas, it is just like that... but we ride horses while we do that. Makes things more complicated, but that's the breaks. You guys also wear the ten gallon hat too right?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Thu 01/19/12 12:06 PM
I havent had sex, in so long, I cant even remember, how its done. In. Out. Repeat if necessary.

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 01/19/12 12:39 PM
i wanna be a lil taller bein short sucks you left me in jail i want my money back hm another pissed of customer

Godiva Joined Tue 12/09/08 Posts: 5330	Thu 01/19/12 12:54 PM
I may look and act weak, but I am strong than I know sometimes. I have told you that several times. You guys also wear the ten gallon hat too right? Only on Wednesdays. That is funny hat day here. It goes like this... Monday - sex through square dancing Tuesday - sex through Walker Texas Ranger roleplaying Wednesday - funny hat day Thursdays - saddles & spurs (ouch) Friday - roping contests Saturday - all of the above (freestyle) Sunday - Go to church and apologize for sins Repeat

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 01/19/12 01:10 PM
I am not very patient about some things!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 01/19/12 01:17 PM
I am not very patient about some things! Ha Ha!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Thu 01/19/12 01:25 PM
My brother-in-law's nephew played Charles Manson in 'Helter Skelter.'

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Thu 01/19/12 02:50 PM
My brother-in-law's nephew played Charles Manson in 'Helter Skelter.' Really? That's so cool!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/19/12 03:18 PM
Making people laugh, or smile, or happy in any way, makes me happier, then anything else!

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Thu 01/19/12 03:21 PM
I am not very patient about some things! Yeah, I'm very much like this too. Can't seem to break it.