Topic: Tel me something /Anything about you--part9 | |
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I used to have a ockatiel named Fred. I taught him to whistle the theme from The Andy Griffith show. I also taught him to tell me I was hot. I miss that bird.
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I am double jointed in my elbows, I can bend them back pretty far, it kinda grosses people out, but I think its cool
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Your Hot Ruth..., I like telling people stuff thats true.
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I used to go commando, and now I wear thong underware. What a coincidence. So do I! I went commando to school one day because it seemed like a great idea... until gym time came. that now I go around, looking like im picking my azz all the time, because the thong goes...well you know, and I feel like I need to pull it out! |
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Your Hot Ruth..., I like telling people stuff thats true. Did you eat my bird, big kitty? |
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Ruth,
could you pull the left side, of your shirt down some, and take another picture, and post it? Its like, so close, and yet, so far. |
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Ruth, could you pull the left side, of your shirt down some, and take another picture, and post it? Its like, so close, and yet, so far. |
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I can't play golf...my boobs make the swing curve
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I can't play golf...my boobs make the swing curve |
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I can't play golf...my boobs make the swing curve Sounds to me like you're using the wrong size club. Wait a minute....that didn't sound good, did it? |
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I can't play golf...my boobs make the swing curve Sounds to me like you're using the wrong size club. Wait a minute....that didn't sound good, did it? |
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I just realized that I can make my poop green by eating boogers
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I just realized that I can make my poop green by eating boogers |
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Offcourse I wont. It was $hitty idea of a dude. Sheeesh
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Offcourse I wont. It was $hitty idea of a dude. Sheeesh |
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i have a fear of gettin my feelings involved
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Emotions kills a man. I try to control em but when things goes wrong, I cant help it
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I can't play golf...my boobs make the swing curve Nah I like em boobies are an awesome thing to have |
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I can't play golf...my boobs make the swing curve Sounds to me like you're using the wrong size club. Wait a minute....that didn't sound good, did it? what i said was equally tawdry too |
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