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| Topic: 5 ways to make a women happy? | |
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fifty to eighty percent of your total gross income
sex on a daily basis minor car repair don't bug me when i'm acting crazy if its not nice keep your mouth shut general powers of attorney you'll get three square meals your bills are paid and house kept up don't bring other women, disease, or anything worthy of felony home We'll get a long just fine |
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Dont lie/ bring her flowers/ say nice things to her/ help her around the house/ make her feel loved for ever. For some simple women like me... just follow the ethic of reciprocity...with a double dose from us... treat us the way you wanted to be treated.  If you will love me, I will love you more. If you will make me happy, I will make you happier. If you will not cheat on me, I will belong to no one else but you. If you make my life easier, I will do everything for you. If you give me a good part of you, I will give you the best in me. But remember, if you give me your worst, I would give you the hell out of me...  
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Only 2 things I ever needed to know, when keeping a woman happy, now all you single men who have never lived with a woman listen up! You will repeat the words quite often when you live with a woman and here they are.  I'm sorry, and your right honey Another variation that works well is " Yes Dear, I'm sorry " And never, ever under any circumstance forget to put the seat down! 
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 ahhh methinks you have been studying my kind long time or dissecting our brains in a secret laboratory....whatever   good post ese
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tickle me everywhere
rub my feet whisper in my ear kiss my lips softly touch where I never been touched |
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fifty to eighty percent of your total gross income sex on a daily basis minor car repair don't bug me when i'm acting crazy if its not nice keep your mouth shut general powers of attorney you'll get three square meals your bills are paid and house kept up don't bring other women, disease, or anything worthy of felony home We'll get a long just fine sounds great, bring me a beer 
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that's a good one.. :) |
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okay, what kind you like I'll pick it up while I'm at the store
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on special or free, those are the two best kinds
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that works it'll be in stock from now on....should I get you your own fridge? We can put it in the garage and fill it with meat and beer, well I guess the meat could go in the deep freezer...definitely a necessity during hunting season...
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go to church with a women
change there flat tire please cuddle shower with her sometimes feed the baby sometimes |
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"A B C D E F"
-Sam Kinison |
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fifty to eighty percent of your total gross income sex on a daily basis minor car repair don't bug me when i'm acting crazy if its not nice keep your mouth shut general powers of attorney you'll get three square meals your bills are paid and house kept up don't bring other women, disease, or anything worthy of felony home We'll get a long just fine WOW 50% to 80%? How about I own my house outright and you live rentless? 
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Dont lie/ bring her flowers/ say nice things to her/ help her around the house/ make her feel loved for ever. I have finally see a woman that knows the key to a true love.Quest who? YOU! I really compliment you,WELLDONE! |
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you mean buying a new vacuum cleaner is out ?
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fifty to eighty percent of your total gross income sex on a daily basis minor car repair don't bug me when i'm acting crazy if its not nice keep your mouth shut general powers of attorney you'll get three square meals your bills are paid and house kept up don't bring other women, disease, or anything worthy of felony home We'll get a long just fine WOW 50% to 80%? How about I own my house outright and you live rentless? You keep what was already in your name prior still need the income ratio...keep in mind its only cause I pay all living bills from rent to cable to insurance etc....do what ever you want with the other portion...but if its purchased or paid off during it goes under joint accounts....in the event of separation everything is divided by practicality or prior ownership.... |
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#'s 2,3,4,8,9 I have experienced and can concur there accuracy.
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Thats a good1.ha!
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that works it'll be in stock from now on....should I get you your own fridge? We can put it in the garage and fill it with meat and beer, well I guess the meat could go in the deep freezer...definitely a necessity during hunting season... forget the fridge, multiple trips to the store is exercise. if we hunt then we bbq with plenty of friends so there is no left overs. we can always hunt again |
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fifty to eighty percent of your total gross income sex on a daily basis minor car repair don't bug me when i'm acting crazy if its not nice keep your mouth shut general powers of attorney you'll get three square meals your bills are paid and house kept up don't bring other women, disease, or anything worthy of felony home We'll get a long just fine WOW 50% to 80%? How about I own my house outright and you live rentless? You keep what was already in your name prior still need the income ratio...keep in mind its only cause I pay all living bills from rent to cable to insurance etc....do what ever you want with the other portion...but if its purchased or paid off during it goes under joint accounts....in the event of separation everything is divided by practicality or prior ownership.... WOW you have this all figured out lol now all you need is the signature. |
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