ENJOY

A little old lady walking swiftly down the street, dragging two plastic bags with her, there is a hole in one bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...Maam there are $20 bills flying out of this bag, a little lady said...I would better go back and see i still find some. Thanks for warning officer, well now not that fast, How did you get all this money? Did you steel it?

Oh no officer, says the old lady, you see, my backyard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there is a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds, so i go and stand behind the bushes, with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say, $20 or off it comes.

Hey, not a bad idea, laughs the cop, ok good luck! By the way, What is in the other bag? Wells, says the old lady, 'NOT ALL OF THEM PAY.'

HAVE A GREAT EVENING!

That was great! :-)

Lol- that was really good!

LOL!

cute