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Topic: Men, Is there any possible advantage to having,
AndyBgood's photo
Sat 02/05/11 06:17 PM
A detachable penis?

just a question posed in boredom...

TxsSun's photo
Sat 02/05/11 06:19 PM
Wouldn't this be a question for the ladies?????????

AndyBgood's photo
Sat 02/05/11 06:19 PM
Ladies are allowed to chime in to make sure men don't get too complacent with their answers!

burgundybry's photo
Sat 02/05/11 06:21 PM
I'll bet Loreena Bobbitt's ex would know the answer to that:tongue:

Totage's photo
Sat 02/05/11 06:21 PM

A detachable penis?

just a question posed in boredom...


I guess in some situations that would be useful...

TxsSun's photo
Sat 02/05/11 06:22 PM

Ladies are allowed to chime in to make sure men don't get too complacent with their answers!


Wouldn't women benefit most from this? Just a question :tongue:

actionlynx's photo
Sat 02/05/11 06:28 PM
I honestly can only think of one real benefit: when you're tired and need a break, take it off, and plunge manually. When you're ready again, slap it back on so you can finish your business (and hopefully hers too).

I could think of a few jokes about detachable testicles though, but those are more trouble than they're worth.

TxsSun's photo
Sat 02/05/11 06:32 PM

I honestly can only think of one real benefit: when you're tired and need a break, take it off, and plunge manually. When you're ready again, slap it back on so you can finish your business (and hopefully hers too).

I could think of a few jokes about detachable testicles though, but those are more trouble than they're worth.



laugh laugh rofl laugh laugh

no photo
Sat 02/05/11 06:56 PM

Wouldn't this be a question for the ladies?????????
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

vthepoet's photo
Sat 02/05/11 07:02 PM
Edited by vthepoet on Sat 02/05/11 07:03 PM
if you detach it does it detach your horniness too? otherwise itd be useless to ;-P

Or I should say your ability to get turned on.

DTHRomeo's photo
Sat 02/05/11 07:26 PM
It would kinda suck

I'd be always worried about

Misplacing it somewhere whoa

AndyBgood's photo
Sat 02/05/11 07:35 PM
Swap out for a larger one????

TxsSun's photo
Sat 02/05/11 07:37 PM

It would kinda suck

I'd be always worried about

Misplacing it somewhere whoa


Really? It would suck?


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

DTHRomeo's photo
Sat 02/05/11 07:38 PM


It would kinda suck

I'd be always worried about

Misplacing it somewhere whoa


Really? It would suck?


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Yea and not in a GOOD way either! :tongue: laugh

actionlynx's photo
Sat 02/05/11 07:39 PM
Wait a minute...

...we could buy penises in different sizes that are compatible with our DNA? Wouldn't they spoil after a while?

How about we just go with one size fits all?

:laughing:

TxsSun's photo
Sat 02/05/11 07:39 PM
Damn, ruined that whole visual for me! :tongue: laugh

actionlynx's photo
Sat 02/05/11 07:48 PM
Sure it does....providing the detachable replacement has way to adjust size on the fly! pitchfork

actionlynx's photo
Sat 02/05/11 07:56 PM


Sure it does....providing the detachable replacement has way to adjust size on the fly! pitchfork


Well, adjustable is a horse of a differnt color.


Oh good! Then I want mine to be.....be....uh, PAISLEY!!!

kc0003's photo
Sat 02/05/11 08:35 PM
It would come in handy right before a fight and before jumping into a really cold body of water…

....Oh and also just minutes prior to breaking up with the psycho cheerleader a week before prom, in the food court, in front of nearly the entire school. (Oooohhhh memories huh?)

soufiehere's photo
Sat 02/05/11 08:49 PM
Men, Is there any possible advantage to having,
A detachable penis?

Yes.
You could send it to the Cleaners.
And ask for extra starch.

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