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not to me. I still get an odd enjoyment from the sense of control. I'm working on mind control tactics - to delete it just by thinking about it... You are making the mistake of thinking guys are smarter than thier di**s. We aint. You can outwit a brick but,..in the end..you are still just outwitting a brick that thinks with its penis. Except for Lex...he thinks he is gonna get a woman to orgasm with vocabulary...... if he does, I really wanna know what he said! Well, I can tell you "uintatherium" and "pachycephalosaurus" don't work.... I want to toss out "sahelanthropus tchadensis" next, I just don't have anybody to try it on.... |
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Something I've been noticing lately -- There's a particular dating site-style app on FB that sends me e-mails every day saying "Someone likes you! YahooScammer8452 clicked YES on your profile and wants to hear from you now!" Well, I've changed the user name in the above example, because probably no Yahoo scammer is dumb enough to use "YahooScammer" in their user name; although, after reading some of their profiles, I have to wonder. The point is, the ones who "like" me inevitably fall into one of two categories -- Category A is the ones that are blatantly obvious Yahoo scammers (easily-discerned fashion magazine-type photos, profiles that make them sound desperate to meet some shlub who's too stupid to question the validity of their whole approach, and they're always from California. This is only on that one particular site -- on most other sites, Yahoo scammers can be from either California or New York). Category B is someone more local, but who is 85 and looks like Stalin after a bout with bubonic plague. It probably sounds shallow, but I've just never been attracted to the Dead Communist Dictator look. And I'm not just picking on the Soviets here, because Chairman Mao really doesn't do anything for me, either, although Andy Warhol did make him look a lot better there for awhile. It just makes me wonder who the hell is actually falling for this stuff. And it also makes me wonder why I keep looking at their e-mails.... It gets old and boring after the twenty billionth time. not to me. I still get an odd enjoyment from the sense of control. I'm working on mind control tactics - to delete it just by thinking about it... I'd be interested in that if you get to the point where you can eliminate the SCAMMER just by thinking about it....now there's a useful ability! true, it's toss up tho - whether to go public - I'll have cnn saying Ima crazy girl |
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Edited by
AndyBgood
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Wed 02/02/11 11:04 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen,
As your doctor I am prescribing drugs for all of you. Lots and lots of drugs... 
Now look at this picture and tell me what you see, 
If your answer was "Old People" you are not stoned enough! If it was Johnny Dep... You are taking the wrong pills! 
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Ladies and gentlemen, As your doctor I am prescribing drugs for all of you. Lots and lots of drugs...
Now look at this picture and tell me what you see,
If your answer was "Old People" you are not stoned enough! If it was Johnny Dep... You are taking the wrong pills!
couple a horndogs |
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