Topic: DON'T clean Your Motorcycle Indoors
uk1971's photo
Thu 01/13/11 03:49 AM
A man pushed his motorcycle from the patio into his living room, where he began to clean the engine with some rags and a bowl of gasoline, all in the comfort of his own home.
When he finished, he sat on the motorcycle and decided to give his bike a quick start and make sure everything was still OK.
Unfortunately, the bike started in gear, and crashed through the glass patio door with him still clinging to the handlebars.
His wife had been working in the kitchen.
She came running at the fearful sound, and found him crumpled on the patio, badly cut from the shards of broken glass.
She called 911, and the paramedics carried the unfortunate man to the Emergency Room.
Later that afternoon, after many stitches had pulled her husband back together, his wife brought him home and put him to bed.
She cleaned up the mess in the living room, and dumped the bowl of gasoline in the toilet.
Shortly thereafter, her husband woke up, lit a cigarette, and went into the bathroom for a much-needed relief break.
He sat down and tossed the cigarette into the toilet, which promptly exploded because his wife had not flushed the gasoline away.
The explosion blew the man through the bathroom door.
His wife heard a loud explosion and the terrible sound of her husband's screams.
She ran into the hall and found her husband lying on the floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks.
His wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.
The same two paramedics were dispatched to the scene.
They loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street.
One of them asked the wife how the injury had occurred.
When she told them, they began laughing so hard that they dropped the stretcher, and broke the guy's collarbone.



oops slaphead bigsmile :banana:

rara777's photo
Thu 01/13/11 05:05 AM
roflrofl:laughing: Oh HELL No. :laughing: rofl rofl

eileena9's photo
Thu 01/13/11 02:03 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Dragoness's photo
Thu 01/13/11 02:05 PM
Oh poor manshocked rofl

RainbowTrout's photo
Thu 01/13/11 02:32 PM
That is so sad.tears rofl

mssilverfox's photo
Thu 01/13/11 03:51 PM
And I do know guys that clean or work on their bikes in their house....will have to pass this story on..laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Sat 01/15/11 04:50 AM
I read this in the 'True news' section of the National Lampoon over 30 years ago!

Kwame2's photo
Sat 01/15/11 02:43 PM
Wat a day for this man!!!