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| Topic: My Blonde Joke thread. Feel free to contribute. | |
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 good one carolinagirl How did the blonde try to kill her bird? Threw it out the window. How did the blonde try to kill her fish? By drowning it. |
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i also tell my boy friend that what his is mine and what mine is mine
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Why was lipstick on the blondes steering wheel??
She was trying to blow her horn |
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Brunette driving down the road with a blonde riding shot gun. They pass a Blonde in a rowboat in the middle of a cornfield. Blonde riding shotgun goes verbally nuts, tells the Brunette to pull over she's gonna tell that blonde in the cornfield off. Brunette pulls over - blonde irrately jumps outta the car and starts screamin at the blonde in the rowboat, "You're what gives blondes a bad name - If I could swim out there, I'd kick your a$$!"
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How do you make a blonds eyes sparkle>
Shine a light in her/his ear. |
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Oh you guys kill me!!...lmao
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