that is when you get a big tub of ice cream, and put on your favorite movie, and watch it until the movie goes off, or you run out of ice cream. Or do what my cousin does, take night quill and hit the snooze button all day!!!!!!

According to the U.S. Bureau of Chemistry and Soils, your body is:



65% Oxygen (worthless - meaning that you're mostly hot air!)
18% Carbon (worthless)
10% Hydrogen (worthless)
3% Nitrogen (good for plant food)
1.5% Calcium (worthless)
1% Phosphorous (good fertilizer)
0.35% Potassium (worthless)
0.25% Sulfur (can be used to make that rotten egg smell)
0.15% Sodium (salt)
0.15% Chlorine (not enough for the backyard pool)
0.05% Magnesium (of slight value)
0.0004% Iron (I guess we can rust)
0.00004% Iodine (sell this to the medical industry)
Plus minute quantities of fluorine, silicon, manganese, zinc, copper, aluminum, and arsenic(!). No gold, silver, or platinum deposits.
Value of all this great stuff - less than $1.00. This won't cover the price of the funeral.






who in the world takes the time to type all of this stuff!!! cool info, but dude????

i also tell my boy friend that what his is mine and what mine is mine

who ever is cussing this dude out doesn't know the meaning of humor!!!!!!




what do you get when you cross a red head with the pilsbury do boy


a red head with a yeast infection,, dahhhhh

does anybody know what people should do who only have a low budget, but want to have a hell of a time

look, just because u bit out of a couple of bad apples, don't let it ruin your taste. LIVE LIFE AND LOVE THOSE WHO LIVE IT WITH YOU. But anyways, welcome to jsh!!!it is pretty kwelllll. But have fun, and be careful, just because they look nice doesnt mean that they bite hard

Thats is the way i can be sometimes. That was awesome

live life to the fullest and take nothing for granted

I believe that those who dont want to hear dont want to be heard.