New Year's Humor

It is a time of resolutions. I made one resolution many years ago and I have stuck to it. I resolved to no longer make resolutions. The following are some alternative affirmations for a new year.

At the end of one year and the start of another, many of us will renew our commitment to living with daily affirmations. I know the power of affirming my truth, over and over, everyday! While these may not suit everyone's taste, here are some "possible" affirmations to consider!



1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.



2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.





3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.



5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.



6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.



7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.



8. I am at one with my duality.



9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.



10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.



11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.



12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"



13. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.



14. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.



15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future?



16. The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.



17. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

We like all of you :-)

which one of us are ya talkin' too?

I really enjoyed reading those 17 quips! Thanks for the smiles this morning! HNY!!!

...you're welcome! Nothing like a laugh to start the day, huh?