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I will per usual burn down the trailer park with kick *** fireworks then end up shirtless, face down in the dirt with a cops knee in my back and gun pointed at my head
 How bout y'all?
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Next Christmas....I'm joining you
 After this year...I'm thinking I'm done with holidays 
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 Yes,,,spend IT without someone beside me,,,,in heart. But THATS this time of the year I guess.... Family and kids, will be my traditional THING to do and FEEL..   Have a GREAT X-MAS everyone..
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Merry xmas we don't usually have our family xmas till the weekend after cause were all so scattered all over the place
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Yellow, you can join me anytime  Merry Christmas to you all and have a safe and happy new year
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Yes every year we open a present on Christmas eve, and every year it is the same thing, a pair of pajamas, then we spend most of Christmas day in our new pj's :D
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Wake up.
 Irish coffee. Food  Drinks Movies  Food Drinking while on the computer
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Yes every year we open a present on Christmas eve, and every year it is the same thing, a pair of pajamas, then we spend most of Christmas day in our new pj's :D Better than a tie and Hai Karate gift set I guess
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Anyone have any Christmas traditions? I will per usual burn down the trailer park with kick *** fireworks then end up shirtless, face down in the dirt with a cops knee in my back and gun pointed at my head How bout y'all? Maybe it's just a wino trying to roll you for what is left of the Santa costume? |
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Anyone have any Christmas traditions? I will per usual burn down the trailer park with kick *** fireworks then end up shirtless, face down in the dirt with a cops knee in my back and gun pointed at my head How bout y'all? Maybe it's just a wino trying to roll you for what is left of the Santa costume? This would be wino on wino crime
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  Socks and underwear. The ultimate Christmas gifts.
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Socks and underwear. The ultimate Christmas gifts. 'underwear' sounds like something I would use to wipe the dip stick off after checking the oil! |
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Perhaps a 6 pack and my sister would be more fun, what do y'all think? |
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Is your sister hot?
(hotness aint big on my "Must" list...I will still do her..just curious) Christmas traditions.... Now that grandma has passed away, we can now have mixed drinks (I LOVE that new tradition...I am bringing a bucket of kick @$$ hot toddies) ME and my sister pass out all the useless crap that none of us want or need. (presents) I get screwed into gathering all trash and collapsing boxes for reuse and of course salvaging bows cause at $1 per hundred god forbid I accidentally pitch one. Exactly 15 minutes after the trash run...I give "The Look" It means.."I am leaving"...everyone recognizes it. I am ALWAYS the first one out the door. I then come home, get naked and start my heavy drinking and fire up my Mingle-ator. I then join everyone else who for some reason, act dismal and suprized that they are just sitting around chatting with other depressed drunks who also act suprized that they are solo on a holiday. Completely ignoring the fact that naked drunken solo Mingleing is a 360+ day event for 95% of us. Later, when I am good and smashed I chase the dogs around the yard with a hard on yelling "MERRY CHRISTMAS B!TCHES" This is key to keeping those trespassing carolers at bay with thier incessant cheer and those stupid hats. |
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I just want to spend Christmas with somebody rather than being alone like I have been for the past 3yrs!! I despise the holidays but maybe next year my thinking will be different about this and I won't have such Ill feelings about Christmas!! I could use some hugs though!
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Is your sister hot? (hotness aint big on my "Must" list...I will still do her..just curious) Christmas traditions.... Now that grandma has passed away, we can now have mixed drinks (I LOVE that new tradition...I am bringing a bucket of kick @$$ hot toddies) ME and my sister pass out all the useless crap that none of us want or need. (presents) I get screwed into gathering all trash and collapsing boxes for reuse and of course salvaging bows cause at $1 per hundred god forbid I accidentally pitch one. Exactly 15 minutes after the trash run...I give "The Look" It means.."I am leaving"...everyone recognizes it. I am ALWAYS the first one out the door. I then come home, get naked and start my heavy drinking and fire up my Mingle-ator. I then join everyone else who for some reason, act dismal and suprized that they are just sitting around chatting with other depressed drunks who also act suprized that they are solo on a holiday. Completely ignoring the fact that naked drunken solo Mingleing is a 360+ day event for 95% of us. Later, when I am good and smashed I chase the dogs around the yard with a hard on yelling "MERRY CHRISTMAS B!TCHES" This is key to keeping those trespassing carolers at bay with thier incessant cheer and those stupid hats. You should catch the carolers de-pants them and shove rolly up and down noise makers you blow into up theirs butts. |
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Naw....I got something else to shove in thier butts.
kazoos you freak! that way I can play "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" to completely f up thier rythym as they sing "Hark Harold and the Angel Sing" |
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