One of these would be cool but it would be awkward during the inevitable leg humping......



It is a rather handsome beast with regal plumage.....Bet all the chicks would wanna pet it..........

Krupa, Krupa...your not fooling me! And yes, pet pet pet, stroke stroke stroke...

I want to add this one to my pond.

I need to learn to do some of this stuff (art wise) to liven up my fun times here! I am so the anti-geek!

Been there but then came the question, where to put it. Turns out their idea of sex is exactly like Koi. The males bump the females until they spill eggs. What fun is that???

besides this is degenerating into love pets and sex toys. How many people screw their pets? Isn't that supposed to be wrong or something?

Heck, if anything one of these would be just too awesome!



If you are familiar with Japanese legend screwing around with one of these is asking for a lot of bad things to happen to you! having one in your house is the best burglar alarm ever since a pissed off kistune are merciless and very vicious. On top of that being a shape shifter a burglar would probably run face to face with a bear instead of a large fox with several tails! FUN STUFF!

I miss him

this one would come in handy Saturday mornings to greet the Jehovas Witnesses that come knocking on my door....

I named him Bojack.

I don't know what this is all about, I typed in Griffin and she popped up so I'll ride her.

What a cutie!!!

Meet my latest acquisitions!



I call the smaller one Charles Bacon. He is a standard boar. Pretty smart.

The girl is Sherry their trainer.

Now the big one I call Armageddon Tank. He is a Terminator Pig from a little over several hundred thousand years ago. Actually he is Charles Bacon's Great (to the hundredth or so) grandfather. That time machine I got worked GREAT!

Turns out Tank is actually a lot smarter than most people would think. I didn't have to house break him BUT he eats everything. Hell, he ate the neighbor's car tires for crying out loud. Left the rims all messed up with teeth marks. I don't walk him. I ride him.

Sherry swears she can get him to do tricks so I am thinking about setting up a performing act if she can make good on his training. really he is perfect for getting rid of those unwanted salesmen at the doors. I mean come on, can't some people read my sign that says 'no solicitors?'

Oh well, that is why I got Armageddon Tank.

Hands down a Gray Deathclaw. It's not only a vicious killing machine, but also intelligent enough to have a good conversation with.

I WOULD BE A DOG>>>>> MAN'S BEST FRIEND!!!!

Most of these are just to ugly for me!

Half man half horse?? The thought of..........

I gotta say my last Tri collie

Sargent

A dog among dogs!!!!

Miss him so!!!

I don't really dream in critter..
But something horned might work :-)

What a gorgeous pup he was!!!

Just giving Soufie a little help!

You think that kid's mom made it
through the delivery?