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Alrighty Santa..The fat kid in diapers that shoots the arrows on Feb.14th let me down again so its all up to you..Its now Dec.11th..I want a hottie with a car and a couple of bucks in the bank gift wrapped and stuffed under my tree for Christmas and my birthday..You gonna come through for me or do I have to add you to my hit list too!..LOL.
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  He has let me down every Feb 14th of my life. If he helps you,send him my way!  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Every year, when I start my Santa List,
I think of all those people who insist he does not exist. I prefer to believe he gets too much mail. |
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dear santa,
this year for xmas i would like a new glass eye. This one i whittle out of an old tree knot is giving me splinters. I would like to sell it if i can or maybe trade it for a 3 legged dog. Why a 3 legged dog you ask santa?...well, i figure if he had one less leg to carry around we would be fast enough to catch my neighbors bipolar cat that keeps eating my bagonias...well, santa i will be awaiting your arrival on the 24th eagerly. Don't be scared of ole billy sitting by the chimeny with a rifle..he just hasn't been rigth since the accident... luv always, lizzy |
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Alrighty Santa..The fat kid in diapers that shoots the arrows on Feb.14th let me down again so its all up to you..Its now Dec.11th..I want a hottie with a car and a couple of bucks in the bank gift wrapped and stuffed under my tree for Christmas and my birthday..You gonna come through for me or do I have to add you to my hit list too!..LOL. |
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dear santa, this year for xmas i would like a new glass eye. This one i whittle out of an old tree knot is giving me splinters. I would like to sell it if i can or maybe trade it for a 3 legged dog. Why a 3 legged dog you ask santa?...well, i figure if he had one less leg to carry around we would be fast enough to catch my neighbors bipolar cat that keeps eating my bagonias...well, santa i will be awaiting your arrival on the 24th eagerly. Don't be scared of ole billy sitting by the chimeny with a rifle..he just hasn't been rigth since the accident... luv always, lizzy  LMAOooooO
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Yo Fat Boi! Drop by for a break on your run. We will burn a spliff and knock back a brew. I was hoping for boob pix of all the mingle ladies but, if you cant do it (or IF they dont SEND THEM TO ME PERSONALLY)....I would settle for a couple cute lil elf chicks all hopped up on that magic dust that the flying reigndeer snort....Screw it...lemme buy $100 of that magic dust too....I will turn them elves OUT!
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