Confucius say,
" Treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner,

if she stops sucking, replace the old bag."

Methinks Confucius had many vacuums
and few women.

And that is why Confucius lived in the mountains with a bunch of guys...

....you guys are awesome!...LOL

confucius say: duck that flies upside down, must quack up!

confucius say: man that stands on toilet, is high on pot!

confucius say:man that runs behind car, gets exhausted!

confucius say: man that runs in front of car, gets tired!

confucius say: baseball is wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk.

confucius say:war does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

confucius say:it take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

confucius say:crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

confucius say:man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.

confucius say: panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

confucius say:man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

confucius say:don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

confucius say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok!