one day paddy and murphy are walking along a foot path in the woods when they come across aman holding a basket full of samon.

murphy asks the man "where did you get all that samon?"

the man replies " just over that way you will find a bridge, simply lean over clap your hands and whistle and theyy will jump right out the water into your hands"

"thats amazing" paddy say and carries on "c'mon murphy lets go give it a try".

Paddy and murphy find a bridge so murphy hangs paddy over by his ancles.

Paddy tries and tries but nothing seems to happen. After about 15 minutes murphy asks paddy "any luck yet paddy?"

paddy quickly replies "no but theres a train comin!!!"

might just be me, but i dont understand?

been over the wrong bridge. a bridge over a railway track not a river lol basicly calling them stupid