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Must be of the male homosapien species......
Must have a front grill.......... Must use deodorant..... Must wipe own assssssss........ Must know how to do own laundry....... Must know what a vacuum is........... |
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Must be of the male homosapien species...... Must have a front grill.......... Must use deodorant..... Must wipe own assssssss........ Must know how to do own laundry....... Must know what a vacuum is........... Vacuum is the result of suction and produces increased friction when a chick applies it properly to the head of a penis. My grill is in the BACK yard. Damnit! I will wheel it around front tommorrow. |
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Must be of the male homosapien species...... Must have a front grill.......... Must use deodorant..... Must wipe own assssssss........ Must know how to do own laundry....... Must know what a vacuum is........... Vacuum is the result of suction and produces increased friction when a chick applies it properly to the head of a penis. My grill is in the BACK yard. Damnit! I will wheel it around front tommorrow. LMAO...freak of the week |
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Must be of the male homosapien species...... Must have a front grill.......... Must use deodorant..... Must wipe own assssssss........ Must know how to do own laundry....... Must know what a vacuum is........... Vacuum is the result of suction and produces increased friction when a chick applies it properly to the head of a penis. My grill is in the BACK yard. Damnit! I will wheel it around front tommorrow. Couldn't have said it better myself! Vaccum your own damn house! Men use brooms!! |
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Must be of the male homosapien species...... Must have a front grill.......... Must use deodorant..... Must wipe own assssssss........ Must know how to do own laundry....... Must know what a vacuum is........... Vacuum is the result of suction and produces increased friction when a chick applies it properly to the head of a penis. My grill is in the BACK yard. Damnit! I will wheel it around front tommorrow. Couldn't have said it better myself! Vaccum your own damn house! Men use brooms!! I'm sorry but did you just say your ride was a broom or was my ADD kicking in again |
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Couldn't have said it better myself! Vaccum your own damn house! Men use brooms!! Word to yo mutha |
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Vacuums suck!
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Must give pedicures
Must give manicures Must enjoy long bubble baths Must give backrubs Must rub feet Must love dogs |
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Must give pedicures Must give manicures Must enjoy long bubble baths Must give backrubs Must rub feet Must love dogs I think you are destined to hook up with one of those little asian chicks who work the nail salons. They probably enjoy bubble baths. They work part time at the Little Tokyo massage parlor and can whip up a mean Teriyaki dog with egg noodles. The only guys I can think of who match that description are the cast from "Queer Eye" |
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Must give pedicures Must give manicures Must enjoy long bubble baths Must give backrubs Must rub feet Must love dogs I think you are destined to hook up with one of those little asian chicks who work the nail salons. They probably enjoy bubble baths. They work part time at the Little Tokyo massage parlor and can whip up a mean Teriyaki dog with egg noodles. The only guys I can think of who match that description are the cast from "Queer Eye" Oh I just write these because they make me laugh my assssssss off.................Must enjoy my sense of humorless humor.......Nice |
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Must haves are just a glorified wish list that really doesn't mean that much.
Its like when you ask Santa for a diamond and end up with a lump of coal.  You can always wish but what you end up with is another story.
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I think most people, at the least, have a MUST BE(gender here) on their list,,,,
but thats the nature of a preference |
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Must be of the male homosapien species...... Must have a front grill.......... Must use deodorant..... Must wipe own assssssss........ Must know how to do own laundry....... Must know what a vacuum is........... I'm just the man for you. Just need to work on the laundry thing.... |
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I think most people, at the least, have a MUST BE(gender here) on their list,,,, but thats the nature of a preference It is said that it weeeds out the weirdos and freaks....... But doesn't being yourself do that too? |
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I think most people, at the least, have a MUST BE(gender here) on their list,,,, but thats the nature of a preference It is said that it weeeds out the weirdos and freaks....... But doesn't being yourself do that too? if only, unfortunately alot of weirdos and freaks are attracted to me,,,lol |
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Each boob MUST be atleast one handful
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Must be of the male homosapien species...... Must have a front grill.......... Must use deodorant..... Must wipe own assssssss........ Must know how to do own laundry....... Must know what a vacuum is........... I'm just the man for you. Just need to work on the laundry thing.... Ohhhh baby, I've come to the conclusion no such thing exists...............and I come with tentacles......LMFAO |
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I like heart and humor
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