a nun wakes up in the morning feeling sick and so goes to the doctors. she explaines to the docot how she feels and what she eats in her diet and so on, but nothing seems to make sense so the doc concludes it is just a bug going round.

However after some time of this continuing she goes back. After doing a few tests the doctor calls her back in to tell her she is pregnant.

The nun gets very irate insisting she cannot be after all she is a nun. But the doctor tells her im sorry this is the only thing it can be and you came through positive.

The nun stops in sillence for a while thinking when all of a sudden she storms out.

She gets back storms into the room where all the priests are eating and says

which one of you sick b*****ds has been masturbating over the candles!

what kind of meat do priests eat on fridays...nun

this is absolutely brilliant mate!!