100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: I'm Real' Tired | |
|---|---|
|
Edited by
ZPicante
on
Wed 11/17/10 10:44 PM
|
|
So go to bed. It's not rocket science. But what do I know. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i was up all last night unable to sleep. wanted a drink before bed, and i ended up having an irish coffee. genius. caffeine never used to really affect me much, but i don't really drink it anymore. i ended up awake in bed, dead tired and unable to sleep. it was just fantastic.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i was up all last night unable to sleep. wanted a drink before bed, and i ended up having an irish coffee. genius. caffeine never used to really affect me much, but i don't really drink it anymore. i ended up awake in bed, dead tired and unable to sleep. it was just fantastic. I seriously am so deeply sorry for your loss. I hope you recover really soon, because I'm so worried. So so worried. I have a talking pickle. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i was up all last night unable to sleep. wanted a drink before bed, and i ended up having an irish coffee. genius. caffeine never used to really affect me much, but i don't really drink it anymore. i ended up awake in bed, dead tired and unable to sleep. it was just fantastic. I seriously am so deeply sorry for your loss. I hope you recover really soon, because I'm so worried. So so worried. I have a talking pickle. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
OHOHOHOHOHOHONO!
OH NO! I TURNED INTO AN EL-EE-PHANT!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
****in' annoying little rodent...ain't ya?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
So go to bed. It's not rocket science. But what do I know. Oh? How hard could it be to be a delusional little raccoon who needs a spanking? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
No. I sure don't like this. No. *Face scrunches up as much as a physical being can scrunch its face with distaste*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Spaz much?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Obviously our resident raccoon is the court jester of the animal kingdom.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Spaz much? What are you supposed to be? You're probably actually here for the dates--that's the hilarious thing. You also seem to think you're some sort of ninja or Keanu-Reeves-impersonator. Uncomely, that. Thanks for the soul! It sure tasted delicious. Anyway, I'm kinda busy right now, being amazing, so I should probably get back to that. Feel free to bask in my luminescence at your leisure (just don't wander too close; germs, and all)! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
This thread misconstrues the concepts that it attempts to explain. Appearent "self-aware" raccons are not entertaining the possiblity of parallel universes.
They are instead testing the theory that the "uni"verse that we are currently familiar with should be understood not as a four-dimensional universe (three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension) but instead as a singular dimensional plane that revolves around bovine feces. While others do not have the ability directly to perceive dimensions other than the bioluminescently jaded light shed by a raccoon of matter and energy that we directly perceive, I cry moo. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
This thread misconstrues the concepts that it attempts to explain. Appearent "self-aware" raccons are not entertaining the possiblity of parallel universes. They are instead testing the theory that the "uni"verse that we are currently familiar with should be understood not as a four-dimensional universe (three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension) but instead as a singular dimensional plane that revolves around bovine feces. While others do not have the ability directly to perceive dimensions other than the bioluminescently jaded light shed by a raccoon of matter and energy that we directly perceive, I cry moo. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
This thread misconstrues the concepts that it attempts to explain. Appearent "self-aware" raccons are not entertaining the possiblity of parallel universes. They are instead testing the theory that the "uni"verse that we are currently familiar with should be understood not as a four-dimensional universe (three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension) but instead as a singular dimensional plane that revolves around bovine feces. While others do not have the ability directly to perceive dimensions other than the bioluminescently jaded light shed by a raccoon of matter and energy that we directly perceive, I cry moo. So, are you saying that our resident raccoon is a time-space traveler from a planet made out of bovine feces? Well, it is no wonder that her attitude stinks. Thankfully, I just received my Acme tranquilizer gun. Once I use it on the raccoon, I will be having plenty of fun with her. I just hope that she is flexible.  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Is ZPicante asleep, or is she road kill?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I always tired.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I always tired. But you are not a delusional pipsqueak raccoon. That's a plus. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I always tired. But you are not a delusional pipsqueak raccoon. That's a plus. There's always a bright side. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I always tired. But you are not a delusional pipsqueak raccoon. That's a plus. There's always a bright side. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The dark void of which you speak isthe inside ofthe trap I set for you Little rodent !
|
|
|
|
|
